Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-08-30 11:23:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 11:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard the joke before and it is still a good one. A star from me!
2007-08-30 18:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Hillarious! Star =D
2007-08-30 19:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by mr_kevin2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was still funny for the billionth time ive seen it on here
2007-08-30 18:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Heather 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! Poor Blonde! I feel so sorry for her
2007-08-30 19:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
i give you a star
it is always funny
2007-08-30 21:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by Austin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny! its a good one
2007-08-30 18:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i first heard that when i was 6... its still funny...
2007-08-30 18:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by ashley101-zippedy doo dah! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
I get it: ready aim fire!
2007-08-30 18:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Gabby 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-30 18:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by babygirl7_84 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋