A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the Texas deputy's expense!
Deputy says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give
me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving
**** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow
down?"
2007-08-30 11:06:19 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol...great joke,Sangy.He did prefer the stop,didnt he?lol....
Thanks for the hilarious joke.You earn my star.
2007-08-31 00:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha ha haaaaa i love lawyer jokes. my uncle is a lawyer and he hates all of us so much, so we hate him so i make fun of him alot with lawyer jokes.
heres one:
A man, who was a lawyer, was very sick with cancer. he had 2 months to live. he thought to himself 'they say when you die you cant take you money with you... well i can change that.'
he called in his wife and said "take 2 bags of money, $10,000 in each bag, and put them in the attic directly above my bed so when i die and go to heavan i can take the money with me"
The lawyer died and months have passed when his wife was cleaning out the attic and found the bags of money. she muttered to herself "that basterd... i knew i should have put the money in the basement"
2007-09-04 13:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 13:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. LOL
2007-08-30 11:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good job.
2007-09-05 04:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
He wants him to stop
2007-08-30 11:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Gabby 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats really funny! good job
2007-08-30 11:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by ashley101-zippedy doo dah! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. thats a good one
2007-09-05 15:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Don't stop! He he!
2007-08-30 11:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
goon joke. it is funny
2007-09-04 11:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by Fayeshun B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋