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okay so last night i m a s t u r ba t e d w a banana. I put a plastic bag over it but i think it scratched my insides. Im not sure though. Im too embarrassed to call a dr. I dont know what to do?? has this happened to anyone b4??

2007-08-30 10:49:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

ive had sex b4, and im 19.

2007-08-30 10:58:22 · update #1

7 answers

Oh dear . . . didn't you realize you need to file the end down first??? LOL

2007-08-30 10:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by lunasage 6 · 1 0

Oh, Heather, Baby..... LOL You need to buy yourself a dildo, but the next time you use a banana, just peel it or use a condom on it. Although it may be to soft if you peel it, so you may want to use a cucumber.

As for scratching yourself, you probably did and it will heal. Just be careful you may get an infection and have to go to the doctor's anyway.

LOL U R 2 Funny.....

Good Luck. Live Life to the Fullest and Enjoy Every Minute Of it.....

2007-08-30 21:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, that has never happend to me before, But you should call a doctor even though you're super embarrassed about it. This might cost your life, so you better get a doctor. Get a doctor that you're familiar with so you can explain what happened or, get a doctor you have no idea of and tell him, and later, you won't ever need to see him ever again, lol.
Why would you try to have smex with a banana? How old are you? Kids these days...

2007-08-30 17:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Thao Kun 6 · 0 0

well, you got yourself into this mess and the only way out is by telling the doctor. it's like, if you do a dirty deed, killing, lying, or even breaking your mother's favorite vase on accident you must still pay the price...eventually. better sooner than later, you're 19 and should be mature enough to do what's right before you suffer even more physically in the future. besides, worse has happened, like the lady and the deer tongue....awkward....

2007-08-30 18:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

know if your a virgen and u did that its bad. especially if your a minor. Know when u go to doc as a check up he will think ur not a virgen anymore because ur insides widened up.

2007-08-30 17:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Heyyyy123 3 · 0 0

Try peeling it next time. Then, freeze it. Oh, skip the bag!

2007-08-30 18:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 1 0

that sounds painful..Dont make embarrassment an excuse not to go, it might be serious, you need to make an appointment right away.

2007-08-30 18:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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