A nursery class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-08-30 10:34:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao..............again!!!!! very funny Anne. At least it wasn't the postman!! lol
2007-08-30 13:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 12:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke Heart & Soul.!!!
10/10.!!!
A Relating Period, lol.!!!
Still laughing here - cheers.!!!
2007-08-30 11:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny a star for you
2007-08-30 10:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for you that was funny.
2007-08-30 14:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by RLD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL thats so bad hahaha
2007-08-30 10:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Ulrich von Lichtenstein 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol star
2007-08-30 10:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 00:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-30 10:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-08-30 20:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋