A guy married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-08-30 10:31:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Angela - good one babe pmsl .
2007-08-31 04:23:28 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Brilliant joke Heart&Soul.!!!
10/10 for making us guys on night shift laugh.!!!
Cheers with tears in my eyes.!!!
2007-08-30 11:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We got married on a Sunday, so everything ended relatively early. We had the reception hall until midnight, but all of our guests were gone by 11:30, so we packed it in. We also took 5 days off before the wedding, so we were able to get everything done before our out of town guests arrived. We were able to relax and enjoy their company in the days up until the wedding. As far as how I felt, I would have to say none of the above. I guess content would probably be the best way to describe it. Everything went off with very few minor glitches, so I was just happy that everyone came and had a great time.
2016-05-17 09:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always wondered what it would be like being married to a teacher cause they make you do it till you do it right...I dated a telephone operator once she kept telling me my ten minutes is up...
2007-08-30 14:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 14:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Have a star!
2007-08-30 10:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Moon Maid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao once again!!! You on a roll Anne!! keep 'em comming!! lol get it
2007-08-30 13:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha
2007-08-30 10:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-31 00:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too funny!
2007-08-30 10:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's hilarious; thanks for sharing and have a star!!!
2007-08-31 08:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋