A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2007-08-30 10:07:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He might be a rat, but he's a quick thinking one.
2007-08-30 10:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tells the truth and still gets by with it his wife must be a blonde as well
2007-09-03 21:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..
hahaha..funny
=D
2007-08-30 17:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by -->TeXas<-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-08-30 17:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Smart man; that's hilarious!
Thanks for sharing and have a star!!!
2007-08-30 17:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh brudder!
2007-08-30 18:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That 's what happens when you bowl a maiden over.
2007-09-01 13:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha heres a star
2007-08-31 10:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by naruto fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny give u a star
2007-08-30 17:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by anniegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! LOL
You defiantly deserve a star. ^_^
2007-08-30 19:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋