2007-08-30 09:56:51 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I say that Kirk Cameron would discuss how the chair Tom Cruise is chewing on had to have a designer.
2007-08-30 10:02:23 · update #1
Kirk would pull out his watch to explain the watchmaker theory, then Tom would proceed to remove Kirk's watch, place it on the couch and jump on it shouting "woo! woo!"
As for actually convincing someone either way, wouldn't happen.
2007-08-30 10:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by samans442 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No offense to Tom Cruise, I love his movies, but this is no
contest. In order to have a Theological debate Mr Cruise
would have to have a substantial understanding of Theology.
A minimal knowledge of the Bible would be mandatory.
Even many Atheists and Agnostics have at least a cursory
knowledge of the Bible. I doubt seriously if Mr Cruise could
demonstrate a simple understanding of Biblical Salvation
by Bible Standards, either OT or NT.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-08-30 11:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tom Cruise would denounce everything Kirk said and then Tom would stand on a chair and throw a fit about it!
2007-08-30 10:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by odd duck 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kirk Cameron would have the Peace of God with him and Tom cruise would crack, jumping around on couches!
2007-08-30 10:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kirk Cameron is so moronic that he would still get owned by the insane chipmunk Tom Cruise, who could, for comparison, not debate successfully with Miss Teen South Carolina (youtube it)
2007-08-30 10:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd say that Tom Cruise would win the debate in short order. He would put on his Cruisey million dollar smile, get real close in Cameron's face, and say, "I can see it's dangerous for you, but if Elrond Hubbard trusts me, maybe you could too," *wink, wink*. Cameron would be so smitten on the spot he would want to start picking out curtains together.
2007-08-30 10:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well...Kirk Cameron would try and prove his "Crocoduck"...while Tom Cruise goes and pulls out some of his fancy high-tec stuff that he swiped from the Mission Impossible movies...and then kick Cameron's ***...hm...maybe we should do that...other than that...suicide...
2007-08-30 10:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kirk would be compassionate and tell the truth, and Tom would probably jump up and down on a couch and yell. I don't know.
2007-08-30 10:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The sheer volume of bullsh*t generated by such an event would be mindboggling.
But it would have to go on pay-per-view. I'd sure as hell pony up $50 to watch a train wreck like that.
2007-08-30 10:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tom Cruise would probably jump up and down on the podium. The guy isn't right in the upsairs.
2007-08-30 10:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jen2U 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋