'cos she doesn't like alcholic drinks i can't get her drunk is there any other ways?
2007-08-30 09:54:11 · 25 answers · asked by franchesco 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
put some roofies in her drink....
2007-08-30 09:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Ask your mom to talk to her. Tell your mom you must absolutely have an older woman. So then get your mom to have her over to your house when only you are home for little dinner. Then your mom need to find an excuse to run to the store. Then you parade around in your underwear with a teddy bear and sing "I'm too sexy for my shirt." Wiggle your butt. Wrap a boa around her neck and lead her to the bedroom. Tell her your sense of humor is as big as your wang and that should do it.
Dang, I am even laughing picturing you right now!
2007-08-30 10:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfithius 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
choose for a run, have a cold bathe, come across a gorgeous gf on the brink of your age, yet basically relish your pal's mom in secret. in case you act on it the suitable you could wish for is she basically laughs and is flattered. making a circulate on her is probable the quickest way i will think of of to kill off a friendship.
2016-12-16 07:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While it's normal to have fantasies - get over it sweetie .. it's not gonna happen! Trying to figure out ways to trick someone into having sex with you is the same as rape. If your fantasies have that much control over you - maybe you should limit your time around her.
2007-08-30 09:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dont do it! Have some self respect about yourself. How would you like if your friend's tried to have sex with your mom? There are some things in this world that you just dont do and that is one of them. For your sake and your friends sake dont do it because you will be first on to be hurt. Just take my advice
2007-08-30 10:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah tell your friend to hook you up im sure as his FRIEND he wont mind he might even put in a really good word or two in for you.
but how would you feel if all your friend ran a train on yours.
how is he your friend...friends respect not only each other but the family that connect it to them.
2007-08-30 10:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You want to sleep with an older woman? Won't it feel like you are having sex with your mom? Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I take it you have never had sex with anyone so you wouldn't know what it felt like anyways! Don't worry about sex, save that for when you are married!
2007-08-30 10:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Snow 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
She is a cougar and you are a kitten so take it easy and remember your hormones are going crazy right now! Think about your friend...
2007-08-30 09:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't play with the parents of friends, even if you happen to be of legal age...if she's any kind of mature adult, she won't be interested anyway.
2007-08-30 10:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude, you need to throw your best game at her, while getting her drunk as hell. Dont forget the condoms bro
2007-08-30 09:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Not a good idea. If he is your friend you want to stay away from his house and his mom even if she is hot.
2007-08-30 09:58:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋