What is the cutest thing you have ever heard from a child?

Answer 1

When he was hanging off the side of the couch and started swinging his legs back and forth and said "I'm a pendulum" (like from a clock). Kinda weird but pretty funny.

Answer 2

My daughter was 3 years old when I was pregnant with twins. She came with me to a doctor appointment when I got an ultrasound of the twins. The doctor told me that I was having two boys. My daughter gave the doctor a really mean look and said I wanted a boy baby AND A GIRL BABY!!

Answer 3

When my daughter was about three years old we were getting ready to go to town and her dad was acting all silly like. SHe gave him this hard expression and told him..."Daddy, I am not impressed."

My son was about eight years old and we found out the things in the Christmas Play at church he and his sis (above) would be. He was to be one of the shepards and she was to be an angel. I told him on the phone because he was with his dad at the time and he said..."oh just like cupid?" Well most of us picture cupid without much on...and when I heard it I laughed until my eyes watered with tears. My daughter on the other hand was not quite that thrilled with the idea of it at first but she laughed about it since.

Answer 4

We recently attended a funeral. Towards the end of the ceremony, the Priest announced there would be an opening of the casket for viewing. Immediately, two pall bearers came forward and simultaneously lifted the lid. In which case, a little girl, seated in the front row, shouted out, "Ta, Da!"

Answer 5

My great nephew had stets in his ears and when they took him back to the doctor he said to the doctor "I am a little bit nervous" he doctor was shock he had never heard that from a 1 year old.

Answer 6

from the time my cousin started her "time of the month thing" her 4 year old brother noticed she was always hurting and cramping.so one day i was there and he asked what was wrong with her and she said "i'm on my freakin period!" "oh " was the only thing he could think of.a few weeks later,he ate too much sugar and was moaning and groaning.and his mom said,"what's the money honey?" "oh mom,i think im on my period!" at that moment me and my cousin burst out into giggles.i will never forget this.

Answer 7

I was showing my little brother what a mushroom was. I asked him if he could say mushroom and he says "Mush!" so I tell him he's right, and then his says "I'm a mush" Oh my gosh I died XD sooooo cute! now he's obsessed with mushroom and will frequently take me outside to look at the ones in our yard! =3

Answer 8

I was driving the car the other day and called this reckless driver an idiot. My 3 yr. old daughter said "Don't say that mommy, that's a bad word!" It made me laugh :)

Answer 9

My cousin has a 4 year old. He wanted to have the window in their car down, at like 6 am, and she kept telling him no. and he kept saying he wanted it down, and she said, "No, you need it up, its too cold" and he said, "But my hair looks good!!"

He was also wrestling with his daddy the other day, and dad faked like he had died. The 4 year old tried to start CPR!! How's that for awesome?

Answer 10

Well my kids have said tons of very cute things, but the one that popped to mind is my niece (she is sick so she is on my mind)
Anyway she just turned 3 before my oldest was born and was sooo excited. I brought her to my dads and he was holding her and she (my niece) kept looking at me then my daughter and finally said "Well she don't talk much does she?" It was so funny, turns out she was so excited because she thought she was going to have an instant playmate.