i woud like to become a star fleet officer
2007-08-30 09:05:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Wait for the Enterprise to come back into our time (they go back in time a lot, so this shouldn't be too long), then stow away until they figure out how to get back (Note: bring snacks, this sometimes takes several episodes).
2007-08-30 09:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by theboman@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Requirements to Join the Star Fleet Academy.
1. Never kiss a girl.
2. Live in your parents basement at 35.
3. Be first in line to any Si-Fi movie (must dress the part)
4. Learn to speak Klingon
5. When you dream about 7of9 assimilating you, its a nightmare not your best wet dream.
6 Have actually played a D&D game.
Those are the minimum requirements to apply.
2007-08-30 16:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by financing_loans 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First you gotta wait about 300 years before the United Federation of Planets office opens. After that, it's just a case of looking up the number of your local Star Fleet recruitment officer and beaming him your resume. Sheesh, do I have to tell you everything?!?!?
2007-08-30 16:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by Larry M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Phone up the hospital and ask for the men in white coats to come and take you to star fleet. They will know what to do
2007-08-30 16:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by kanzi1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start working out and studying real hard. Star Fleet doesn't accept applicants from this Space~Time continuum, they come and find YOU! Good Luck and be ready.
2007-08-30 16:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could contact Capt. James T. Kirk for a personal recommendation.
2007-08-30 16:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear the Air Force is opening a new school by Santas workshop.
2007-09-03 01:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm - good luck - im sure that for every million applicant one gets through..
bit like the lottery!!
Might help to know one of the casting crew!
2007-08-30 16:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is recruitment info at every Post Office.
2007-08-30 16:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Die and get reborn in about 250 years.
2007-08-30 16:11:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋