when I spoke to him yesterday, he said he was too busy playing GTA4 that he wouldn't have time for it.
you may do as you please from now on.
2007-08-30 08:43:25 · 26 answers · asked by Bluto Blutarsky16 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't tell them that.It's kind of nice knowing that their all dressed up with nowhere to go.I like telling them, "aren't you suppose to be leaving soon?".
2007-08-30 08:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am doing as I please, and it pleases me to serve him..I wouldn't change a thing in my life if I found there was no Heaven...My family and I are much happier as Christians, than we were out in the world,,,trying desperately to be happy....we found true happiness.
As for Judgment Day...it is wonderful thing for us to look forward too....not so much... for atheists...you might want to wish it away but it is going to happen.
Not all Christians believe in a secret rapture of the Church..I believe that we will be caught up on Judgment Day,,not in some secret first coming....sorry but you just can't paint us all with the same brush...any more than all atheists are like Michael Newdow,,,the poster child for bad and rude behavior...
2007-08-30 15:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Whew, that takes a load off my mind. Thank goodness for the needless violence and other general fun awesomeness of Rockstar's most successful series.
2007-08-30 15:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Uryx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww. I was looking forward to judgement day. I wanted to see my old boyfriend's face when he stood before God and God asked him why he went out with me for 2 years and didn't tell me he had a wife and 3 kids.
2007-08-30 15:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
You're lying. God would be too busy playing Halo 3.
2007-08-30 15:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As a Christian I find the thought of God playing video games quite comforting.
He delights in seeing his children have fun. I'm guessing he partakes in it too.
I wonder if he uses the cheat codes though?
In the words of Amber from Big Brother 8 (US)..."God bless you, God."
2007-08-30 15:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by samans442 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hey u piece of crap athiest. god didnt call off the rapture because he was playing GTA4. he called it off so he wouldnt have to see yo mama's face for another 100 years.
ahahahahhaah
everyone give me a thumbs up
2007-08-30 15:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good, now maybe all these fake Christians will learn how to live an honest and good life without pretending to care about people for an eternal reward.
2007-08-30 15:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by Earl Grey 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ppffttthhhh.
2007-08-30 15:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by νí®τǘø§ ωǿмåņ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Three cheers to GTA4?
2007-08-30 15:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Purgatory 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cool. And right in time for the long weekend, too!
What a guy!
2007-08-30 15:50:35 · answer #11 · answered by since you asked 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋