one of mine is:
my god carries a big hammer, yours was nailed to a cross. any questions?
what's yours?
2007-08-30 08:25:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
my other fave:
get a taste of religion, lick a witch
2007-08-30 08:30:15 · update #1
((((RP!!!))))
2007-08-30 08:33:52 · update #2
oh, i actually have a "pagan fish" for my car!
2007-08-30 08:35:22 · update #3
"I don't question your existence!" ~~God
2007-08-30 13:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have the jesus fish, dead and overturned with belly up, getting pecked at by two ravens.
(Hail Oden!)
I'd get the "my god carries a hammer" one, but it seems that it's getting too popular even outside Heathen circles. I find that kinda cheap.
2007-08-30 10:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear god, save me from your GOOD people
Witches..not just for burning
Come the redemption can I have your car
these are a few of my favs
2007-08-30 16:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by wiccangrl29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Witches parking only - All others will be Toad*
*If you think you're perfect.... try walking on water*
My son loves the one you posted "My God carries a hammer... yours was nailed to a cross...any questions?* He can't wait to get a car so he can get that lol
*I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce*
And
*And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?* I need this for work. ^_^
BB
2007-08-30 08:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by River 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Buddhist bumper sticker spotted near a retreat with the Dalai Lama: "Honk if you Don't Exist"
and here in the land of Jim Dobson a favorite is:
"Focus On Your OWN Damn Family!"
2007-08-30 08:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by buddhamonkeyboy 4 · 8⤊ 2⤋
The big fat Buddha fish (parody of the Jesus fish)
The Truth fish eating the Darwin fish has a certain charm
My uncle's church hand's out the following "When Jesus said 'Love they enemy,' I'm pretty sure he didn't mean kill them."
"Jesus saves...and redeems you for valuable prizes."
2007-08-30 08:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Nightwind 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've seen "lick a Hindu" and that sounds better to me, but that's just me.
One of my favorites was "My Karma ran over your Dogma."
Another one was "God's coming and man is she mad."
I don't beleive in goddesses or any of the like, but you've gotta love that comedic timing.
2007-08-30 08:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
One of my all time favorites is "God's a feminist, She told me Herself." I also like "Born ok for the first time" &
My Carma ran over your Dogma,
:p
2007-08-30 08:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by keri gee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two of my favs are:
Witches' Parking Only, All others will be toad.
My Karma ran over your Dogma.
2007-08-30 08:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by BlueManticore 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I don't know if this really applies but its for vegetarians--
Heartattacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends~
2007-08-30 14:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Springsteen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already have the walking fish...
umm... the Darwin fish humping the jesus fish is pretty funny
There is one with a pic of Jesus with the words "Who's YOUR daddy?"
2007-08-30 08:34:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋