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File for moral bankruptcy!

2007-08-30 07:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by lunatic 7 · 1 0

Who is your Guardian Angel?

Why would he or she give you 2 weeks notice?

Is that to give you more time to look for a new Guardian Angel?

Do you review the resume of perspective Guardian Angels and select from the most qualified candidate?

Do you check out the references?

I gave you the above examples just to show you how silly you are being. Stay off the drugs, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

2007-08-30 14:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Guardian Angels don't give 2 week notices. They stay with you for Life.

2007-08-30 14:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Karenita 6 · 1 1

Guardian angels are sent by Almighty God to watch over and protect you. Guardian angels do not know the day or the hour of your existence...only Almighty God does.

2007-08-30 14:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by faith 5 · 1 1

Put an ad on craigslist for a new angel.

2007-08-30 14:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 2 0

u shoulda put this in the jokes & riddles sec. cuz youve made me laff. but ino youre being serious. mayb get another angel. OR, u could raise their pay, lol.

karenita is rite tho.God nor angels will 4sake u.

2007-08-30 14:23:18 · answer #6 · answered by Tiff 3 · 1 1

Fire him on the spot. He will not work as hard as his last day approaches, and you may find yourself on the wrong end of a speeding train.

2007-08-30 14:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3 0

Sign up for a personal safety class.

2007-08-30 14:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Start recruiting and in the mean time be very careful.

2007-08-30 14:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Get an asbestos suit. It's gonna get hot.

2007-08-30 14:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 1 0

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