2007-08-30 06:22:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Face tattoos seem to discourage all but the most determined. Tapping your foot in the bathroom stall DOES NOT WORK - it just turns them into stalkers.
2007-08-30 06:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Buy a swarm of 10,000 Beelzebugs at the Home & Garden store (sold under the brand name Beelzebugs in a Box) and release them when you see a horde of Christians. Beelzebugs will only attack the pious, and their stings are quite lethal to those that believe, but harmless to normal folks.
2007-08-30 14:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What roaming hordes?
2007-08-30 13:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well since 82% of Americans identify themselves as Christians, The question should be what do we as a Christian Country as the majority do with the minority when they continue to bombard our court systems with outrageous lawsuits perpetrated by such groups as the ACLU. Come on America wake up we as Christians are the Majority in America, why back down to the minority. It's time to take back our country. Freedom of religion seems to only apply to those supported by the ACLU.
Allow our children to salute the flag, allow my sons to pray before their football games. As the minority group if you don't want to participate stand down but quit punishing the majority.
2007-08-30 13:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by fire_side_2003 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I am going to roam a horde of me onto myself? How does that work?
2007-08-30 13:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Nijg 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
They do not seem to be generally violent, only noisy and tiresome. Lock your doors and don't answer the bell unless you know who's out there. They'll move on eventually; they say the Rapture's coming and they'll all disappear.
2007-08-30 13:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get a very big dog.. Has worked for me in the past. Since actually telling them no, not interested, I have my own beliefs doesn't seem to work the dog does.
But in general terms think we just have to deal with them door knockers and converters since it still main stream religion cant do much though wonder now if you can file harassment. lol.
2007-08-30 13:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by tannum2000 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Board up all your doors and windows. Don't answer the phone, don't watch television, and make some foil hats to wear.
2007-08-30 13:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can sell you some Fundamentalist repellant...the rest of the hordes hangout in their own little areas....
2007-08-30 13:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
get those out of work vikings from the capital one credit card commericials???
2007-08-30 15:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋