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OK so you live a full life, die, get buried, rot, become fertilizer for a tree, you become part of the trees life force, the tree gets cut down, turned into paper and the bible is printed on it.

Pretty scary huh (ala Dane Cook)

2007-08-30 04:55:03 · 32 answers · asked by sunscour 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

32 answers

HAHA. I laughed out loud on that one. Dane Cook --- what a guy.

2007-08-30 04:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by stormy.! 5 · 3 1

Unfortunately this would not be hell for the atheist. Many people Miss-define or do not truly understand what atheism is. It first appeared in the mid to late 1700's in France and spread quickly throughout Europe. Becoming part of the bible for an atheist would not be hell for them because they refuse to acknowledge the existence of gods and deity's as used within religions. As a result it would be like becoming part of a fictitious book for them. A book is a form of art, so in actuality they would be a part of art which they consider good. This all of course taking into account that souls and life force continue after physical death.

2007-08-30 05:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by aswkingfish 5 · 0 0

I thot t'was separated from everybody you can see forever, everyone reaching out for others but not able to respond to anyone else. Reaching for a beer that is never satisfying. Or never able to grasp.
Always in denial of existence but understanding eternal pain with no hope of relief.

Now, we have hope of relief next life. Love reveals understanding. Faith is the knowledge that hope is true.

Pretty scary that flippant attitudes cause people much apathy. And searing of hearts without love.

A seared steak seals in the juices (?) with fiery flames.

2007-08-30 05:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by Scraggles 3 · 0 0

Not scary, would be happy to be a book. Really great stories in the bible, but really great stories in a lot of books. Maybe that bible is the one that is used in the courthouse and I get to hear all the exciting trials of the hypocritical "Christians" pleading that child molestation is a disiese and they are not responsible for it, and god would forgive them. As they are sentenced to life in prison, with a cellmate named big bubba. LOLOLOL

2007-08-30 05:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Now wait a minute, Atheist disbelieve in God, but who's to say they disbelieve in life after death!
Life is energy, energy changes forms but doesn't end!
So are center of being will continue, we may not be aware of our surroundings but we will still be!

2007-08-30 05:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Forsaken1 3 · 0 0

No,hell would be finding out that I was wrong,being accepted into heaven and being surrounded by christians for all eternity saying "I told you so"

2007-08-30 05:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 1 0

Why be like that? Does it help anyone to be so provocative, and unproductive? Did Jesus tell you to write those words? You're suppose to share the good news, and I don't think this is it...Don't say you are for christ and act like the wicked...

2007-08-30 05:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That's a great joke for the day!
He He
We all have to laugh at ourselves sometimes!

2007-08-30 05:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by Nickel-for-your-thoughts 5 · 0 0

Who cares. Its not like we'll care. As you stated, at that point we'd be dead and therefore blissfully unaware of the ongoing religious debate.

2007-08-30 04:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by slushpile reader 6 · 1 0

Hmm... the threat of constantly listening to Christian Rock for eternity seems more horrifying than that to me...

2007-08-30 04:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by Highlander 4 · 4 0

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