Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently been studying diseases and has proposed an alternative to the Germ Theory of Disease called Intelligent Sickening. Intelligent Sickening agrees with Biblical accounts of sickness.
According to The Theory of Intelligent Sickening, diseases are actually caused not by germs but by demonic possession. The reason we develop a fever when we get sick is so that our bodies can trick the demons into thinking they're still in Hell. Since they don't want to be in Hell, they'll hopefully leave our feverish bodies.
Also, certain divine chemical/biological compounds are able to vanquish the demons. For example, someone possessed by a bacterial infection demon can be treated with penicillin, because penicillin is poison for bacterial infection demons.
The Em Adjineri Theory of Intelligent Sickening should be taught as an alternative in our schools to the Germ Theory of Disease, because both are just theories.
2007-08-30 04:14:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As always, Em is plainly correct with her faith-based science!
Clearly she has a serious and significant contribution to make to current scientific theory! She should have a TV show!
2007-08-30 04:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now you may be able to go to a Doctor for help with your germs, but for help with your sin, that takes Jesus..and from all appearances, you will die from your germs first and then the second death will be from your sins.
The First Death is compared in the Scriptures to a 'deep sleep;' a sleep from which everyone who has ever died will arise at the resurrection, just as a sleeping child awakes in the morning when called by its parent. The first death, tragic though it obviously is, need not to be greatly feared.
The Second Death, however, is a very different matter. It is death in the fullest sense of the word - the real thing! It is the final, irreversible annihilation of the soul; the death from which there is no resurrection - no return. The second death is the 'absolute end of existence.' It is, therefore, greatly to be feared.
(John 11:11-14&24-26, Psalm 13:3, Revelation 20:12-15)
2007-08-30 04:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Em Adjjineri's Theory of Intelligent Sickening is a triumph of critical thinking and rational thought.
All God's creations will benefit from her work
2007-08-30 04:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by capekicks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is only the germs that could not evolve to become human beings that infect humans as a revenge on their fellow ex-germs!
The rest of them evolved but some retained the behavior of the germs!
2007-08-30 04:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Andy Roberts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know. Kudos to her for pointing out the evolu-tard's follies. I mean, the last theory I had was TOTALLY WRONG! How can theirs be any different? I thought I could make it to the gas station on a half shot glass of gas. I couldn't. My theory was completely off the mark. If that's not science, I don't know what is.
2007-08-30 04:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
all med students should study both theories but the theory of intelligent sickening makes more sense because it goes along with the bible
2007-08-30 04:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by ★ UFO® ★ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Theres more evidence for Germ Theory, but you could be right...
2007-08-30 04:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by benthehen100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, 'Em Adjineri' is clearly a joke on your part for Imaginary. There is not such thing as "intelligent sickening", you are mocking 'intelligent design'. well done.
2007-08-30 04:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by a 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd certainly agree believers are sick. They need faith healing - healing from the disease of faith!
2007-08-30 04:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me you're joking about this.
2007-08-30 04:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by since you asked 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋