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2007-08-30 03:13:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Only if you close your eyes and repeat, "I DO believe in twisted fascist psychopaths!"

2007-08-30 03:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Possibly. Remember...I used to be Gandalf the Gray. Now look at me! Resurrection isn't very hard to do in Hollywood.

2007-08-30 03:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Captain Atheism's link is right: we all need to go back to the good old days of porn.


For whoever might have left.


On second thought, never mind.

2007-08-30 03:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

But jesus' wife, maria, ate the nachos, since jesus is a mexican (like many others named after Christ) and was hungry.

2007-08-30 03:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Only if JK Rowling runs out of money.


So no.

2007-08-30 03:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by Simon T 7 · 0 0

He already was in Goblet of Fire. But now that there's no Horcruxes left, he's gone forever.

2007-08-30 03:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, if JKR makes too many bad investments and goes bankrupt... yes. She will probably need to bring him back to life.

2007-08-30 03:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yes...yes he will - Hail Lord voldemort

2007-08-30 03:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus built my Horcrux.

You may enjoy this, btw... another shining example of why we must continue to be embarrassed for Christians, as they can't do it for themselves... :)

http://www.pawcreek.org/articles_pcm/end_times/harry_potter_antichrist.htm

2007-08-30 03:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I hope not. Fun is fun, but those books have run their course.

2007-08-30 03:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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