One day a man wakes up next to one of his lady co-workers....confused....he yawns and inhales a deep breath of air and tells her "your hair smells nice" ... after a week of this incident she puts in a sexual complaint against him... During her interview the cheiff inspector asks the women "whats wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?" she replies " helloooo its jeff the fu*k*ng dwarf "!!!!
plz star !!! its abit old but its still funny.. hehe !!thanks!!
2007-08-30 02:53:21 · 24 answers · asked by hunkhunter2k7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 and a star 4 u
2007-08-30 04:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? It all depends on perspective, my friend If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? No, because war is dumb, guns are dumb, and they did nothing bad to you! fire away is just a figure of expression What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? i think it's cause they're small and sometimes a little yellowish...and it's sorta shaped like a pea Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? hm...good point! lol Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? dasies are prettier =) Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? they do!? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? because kidnapped is just a word, it's not describing the age Why do blacklights look purple? because of some sort of chemical Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? feather i think Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? they just don't want to get their "precious" hair wet usually How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? good point! Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? It is on some computers If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down? you would keep falling forever
2016-05-17 06:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny......I very rarely laugh out load at the jokes on here but yours brought about a hearty chuckle.
2007-08-30 03:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by not Stidge again 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny
2007-08-30 03:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Bumumble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!Didnt laugh so long for ages.
2007-08-30 02:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW didnt see that one coming,LOL good one
2007-08-30 02:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmfao i have to tell this 1 to my mates!
2007-08-30 02:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lillers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is life as usual; old jokes make little noise these days!
2007-08-30 02:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I starred! Even though I'm not sure I get it... it's not her head hair then?
2007-08-30 03:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I gave you a star it was cute!!! Hehehe
2007-08-30 03:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋