Good Morning all... : - )
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what
2007-08-30 02:45:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time."
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then,
what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is
2007-08-30 02:45:45 · update #1
half mad
Did you like it
2007-08-30 02:46:03 · update #2
aw crap i though is asked this indian yahoo and answers
2007-08-30 02:49:28 · update #3
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Well, there's 30 seconds of my life I wont get back.
2007-08-30 02:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by Vol 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice Buddy
2007-09-03 06:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by H'N'H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good attempts.You get the star but why the jokes are targetting the teachers?There are many others also.Please send some more and we will star them but leave the poor teachers out of it.
2007-08-30 15:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by eskay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the jokes. Star is given. Thanx.
2007-08-30 13:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Devarat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this 4 u
a chhuha jungle me bhag raha tha to use
fox bola " kyu bhag rahe ho " phir
chuha bola HATHI ki bivi ka rape ho gaya aur
******** koi mera naam bol raha hai
in d jungle a rat was running a fox saw a rat den say y u running
den rat ans : a elephant's wife raped n sum1 told my name 2 elephant
2007-08-31 02:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones,buddy..
Really cool..
You are really showing brotherly love by giving such good jokes(except me!!)
2007-09-01 12:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
last 1 i didn't understand properly
anyway thanx 4 making me laugh...i was in a bad mood and i was feeling bored...u made it ok
thanx
worth a star
2007-08-30 10:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, the jokes weren't that bad but then again they weren't that funny... but thanx 4 sharing anyway :)
2007-08-30 17:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by nadia_afrin1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-09-01 20:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sis is a teacher and I read them out to her. Both of us loved it. He he he he he. * 4 u
2007-09-01 15:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by leader_of_cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star granted my child i 'll give u a moon for better jokes
2007-09-03 07:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋