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while hes out on the boat he lands the biggest fish he's ever seen
his guide takes one look and says look at the size of that f*ucker
and the priest says my son show some respect i am a man of the cloth
so to cover his outburst the fisherman says no father thats the type of fish it is a f*ucker fish
oh says the priest then you are forgiven
the priest takes the fish back to the church where he sees the bishop and says bishop look at the size of this f*cker
father says the bishop this is a house of god please cease your profanities
no bishop says the priest thats the name of the fish a f*cker fish
oh says the bishop in that case ill clean it up and ask the mother superior to cook it up for tonight as the pope just phoned and hes on his way round for tea
the bishop then takes the fish to the mother superior and says mother superior the popes on his way can you please cook this f*cker
father please your language says the mother superior
don't worry says the bishop its

2007-08-30 02:26:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

just the name of the fish
then it'll be my pleasure to cook it bishop she says
later on after they have all eaten the pope says that has got to be the tastiest fish i've ever eaten
the priest beams with pride an says
i caught that f*cker
and the bishop says and i cleaned the f*cker
and the mother superior says and i cooked the f*cker
the pope takes a long lingering look at all three
takes of his hat
pours himself a brandy and light a big fat cigar
he sits back and says
you know what?

you c*nts are alright

2007-08-30 02:30:56 · update #1

13 answers

ha ha ha funny

2007-08-30 03:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3 0

haha. Star 4 U.

2007-08-30 02:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0 0

Brilliant. Loved it

2007-08-30 04:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Pompeyrew 4 · 0 0

Didn't see that one coming.

2007-08-30 02:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by Some dude 4 · 0 0

hahahaha!!!! thats humorous! and the ethical of this tale!!! seem the place YOUR GOING!!! in case you DONT you will get ALL moist!!!! lol. j/p nah, have self belief in GOD advert he will handbook you into no harm

2016-10-09 10:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by holleman 4 · 0 0

That's horrible. Ok, so why am I laughing? Lol.

2007-08-30 02:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-08-30 02:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0 0

cool

2007-08-30 03:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-08-30 03:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pmsl. have a star.

2007-08-30 02:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by Muriel L 5 · 0 0

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