Yes , indeed they are. They will help You anytime you ask them. And I will prove to You on this site by the Christian answerer.
So, Christian, prove to them that I am right. OK.
I need your help now. You see I posted a question lately asking " Why do christian lie about hell", it is about inviting the Christian to visit Hell, for it is a beautifull and wonderfull place and not as what they thought. But none take up the offer and now my job as an agent of Lord Lucifer is at stake.
My Lord who is kind and mercifull gives me a second chance . If I could bring just one Christian in this forum to visit the glorious and beautifull side of Hell ( theres two side ) I will be a confirm agent for His Kingdom. So I know that it is easy because all of you in this site are the nicest people and you will help me in my mission.
So any one of you who is willing to come with me to Hell for a visit please respond immediately. You will have a pleasant stay there.You all deserve to visit Hell
2007-08-30 01:47:05 · 14 answers · asked by Kingdomchild07 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The question is, Is there any Christian willing to follow me to Hell for a vacation?
Yes Thor and you better hurry.
Cricket: There will be no 3rd or 4th chance for you, this is final so come or I will be roasted . Have mercy !
2007-08-30 02:03:13 · update #1
Please do not get offended, just play along and if it is really offensive I will remove it.
2007-08-30 02:09:20 · update #2
Jouvertgirl : That's words of grace working in you. You do walk in the true spirit of Christ. However I regret of your decline and you have miss the final chance of a trip to Hell. You have to go to the Boring place call Heaven. Sad not to have you with us. We will be partying... Wooo Hahaah!!!!
2007-08-30 17:54:18 · update #3
I think you're working for the wrong person for any concept of mercy. God doesn't give second chances...He gives third chances, and fourth chances, and fifth chances...even a thousand chances.
No, I still will not visit hell. Thanks anyway.
2007-08-30 01:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not in my experience. with few exceptions christians are the most judgemental and hateful people around. there are a very few who really live up to the true teachings of jesus. heaven and hell are of our own making anyway. ancient judaism had no concept of hell and jesus was a jew. the bible has suffered so many changes and mistranslations over the last thousand or so years since the final canon of the old testament that what christians are taught today isn't what they were taught in the begining. lucifer is a roman demigod appropriated when rome decided to take over the messianic following and create a church it could further its agenda of world conquest with so as an agent of lucifer you need to do some historical research. I have done an enormous amount of research on Christian history as well as Pagan history
Reverend Patricia Norwood Arch Druid OOS Reformed Druidic Wicca and former AD ofthe Tulsa MOCC
2007-08-30 09:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by Evelyn N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry my friend but I'm confused. I am a Christian and I think some Christians are loving and merciful and some are not. We are all are still striving to follow in our Lord's footsteps (myself included) and we are never going to be perfect on this side of eternity.
All that being said, the Hell that you have so generously invited me to does not exist according to my Bible. Since the Word is the standard by which I measure truth, I must decline.
The Hell described in my Bible is a place of suffering that Jesus gave His life to keep me out of, not a vacation resort. If what you say is true, then Jesus wasted His time on the cross. Since I know that His sacrifice purchased my redemption and salvation, I'll take my chances with the Kings of Kings. Again friend, thanks but no thanks.
2007-08-30 09:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever watched Your Children at play, the rules they make in the begining and then alter during the game....
For example one I saw them playing the other day was a form of Final Fantasy Style. They were running around in a field pretending to shoot fire from their wooden swords, and if they felt cheated in this game and didnt want to lose HP or health Points to the rest of us... They would shout louder and louder that they had a potion that they picked up when no one was looking that counteracts fire, and they could fight back at once. This brought a sudden enlightenment to me... This was a crude version of the Bible / Religion / Gods Mercifulness.
As if god said, IF you cheat me, lie to me and break every rule possible there will always be room for you in heaven. Although this seems to be the UK governments Idea for its Open border policy, It is obviously a farce. Imagine your wife or husband told you that you could sleep around, do what you wanted and always come back.... to me that would arouse suspicion that all was not as it seemed and most likely she was wanting a way to cheat and lie without feeling guilty but using her partners guilt to her gain. This is how i depict the church....
As long as you give us all your money, and buy a bible, and fill in Equal Opertunity forms with Christian then you can always come to heaven.
hmmmmm....
Doesnt that arouse suspicion in anyone else?
No doubt someone will say god is all forgiving.... is he??
It is in his book how he cast Adam and Eve out of heaven because they ate a fruit from a tree that he forbid them to....
If he was all powerfull and clever wouldnt he have taken temptation from us when he created us???
So stop beliveing in a book and hopeing for a better time hereafter... your time is now.... make of it what you will.
2007-08-30 09:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by conspiracy_secrets_coverups 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By name, Christians should be the most merciful and nicest people on earth. However, in reality, the majority of American Christians are not.
This breed of Christian has given way to the Topical Christian who is more concerned about their own appearance and their own needs than the needs of others.
The tragedy is the real people Christians who are struggling through life's issues mistakenly feel that they are the only ones who do not have it all together.
The glamorized facades of bright and shiney Christians oftentimes hides a life of turmoil and dispair.
They cannot help others because they cannot help themselves.
2007-08-30 14:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Not from the noisy sample here on Y!A.
They're the most pretentious, sanctimonious things 'god' ever put breath in to and do more for atheism than for xianity.
Thank y'all by the way.
As Gandhi said: I like your Christ; I do not like your Christians.
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Yeah and I've heard of Hell, Michigan.
2007-08-30 09:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Yes , indeed they are. They will help You anytime you ask them."
Really so if I were to walk up randomly to Americans about 80% or four out of five will give me any help I ask for?
2007-08-30 08:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that Allah (God) would want his worshipers to visit hell, on whatever side it may be, He would most absotutley want us to visit and stay in heaven, not Hell..
so no thank you.
2007-08-30 09:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is??
I've found that SOME Xians are merciful & SOME are Fundementalists spreading their hate speach.
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2007-08-30 08:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Rai A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they sound SO nice and merciful when they talk about how their Invisible Sky Daddy loves you and is going to torture you forever andever...
2007-08-30 08:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋