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Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to come back.

"Taste the soup!" he commands.

"Why?" inquires the surprised waiter.

"Taste the soup!" comes the reply.

"Max, you've been coming in here every day for ten years. There's never been anything wrong with the soup."

"Taste the soup!"

"What's wrong, too much salt--not enough salt?"

"Taste the soup!"

"What, the matzo balls aren't fluffy enough for you?"

"TASTE THE SOUP!"

The waiter finally agrees, "All right all right, I'll taste the soup! Where's the spoon?"

"A-HA!" chortles Max.

2007-08-30 01:18:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

ace, superb brilliant

2007-08-30 01:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Funny

2007-08-30 01:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by redpantyluver 4 · 0 2

Funny

2007-08-30 01:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Max sounds retarded, he could just tell her to bring a spoon

2007-08-30 02:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 2 0

Haha that is a pretty good joke. Haven't heard it before either which makes a change these days!

2007-08-30 01:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Clever!

2007-08-30 01:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0 2

Not funny.

2007-08-30 01:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by slinkyred1 2 · 2 0

LOL, I like your joke

2007-08-30 05:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-08-30 02:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha

2007-08-30 02:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by momoftwobeauties 2 · 0 0

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