TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you
to keep yours.
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2007-08-30 01:11:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaha
yes, you did say 'for the kids'
2007-08-30 01:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-30 01:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese on toast lol!! The old ones are the suitable!! The curtains one became into the shaggy dog tale i used to tell many times lower back wen i became into youthful lol! i think of i mite start up telling it lower back lol!
2016-10-17 07:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all gr8 jokes ... range from 7/10 to 10/10 ... my fave is :
TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
2007-08-30 01:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by ian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-30 01:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes, Funny. LOL
2007-08-30 01:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old ones but always bring giggles
2007-08-30 01:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol the first one is the best
2007-08-30 01:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther quite funny.
2007-08-30 01:18:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them are VERY old.
2007-08-30 02:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋