Why do men chase women when they have no intentiom of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, and don't work half time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. A dog is always happy to see you.
B. A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
How are men and parking slots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
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These are just jokes, I have nothing against men. I am married to one.
2007-08-30 01:06:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO LOL
2007-08-30 01:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! I love the one about the differences between a new husband and a new dog!!
2007-08-30 01:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Panda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they were good apart from the parking slots one! The political term is disabled! I have a sister who has downsyndrome! Not very nice to make fun!
I am sure no offence was intended in this way!
2007-08-30 01:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by emzy 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well..:) If your husband said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against him?
2007-08-30 01:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well to be fair they are quite funny, and as a stupid, handicapped, small dicked, unmarried virgin i am in the position to pass comment! lol
2007-08-30 01:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I like your joke
2007-08-30 05:14:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-30 02:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning to you. ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!! ; )
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2007-08-30 01:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-30 03:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're good! :D
2007-08-30 02:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋