A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man will pay two pounds for a one-pound item he wants.
A woman will pay one pound for a two-pounds item that she doesn't want.
Men always want to be a woman's first love.
Women have a more subtle instinct: They want to be a man's last romance.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. No use in two people remembering the same thing.
It's not true that men prefer foolish women.
Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.
2007-08-30 00:59:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mysterious - you kill me with your wit every time...... LOLOLOLOLOLOL until I am ROFLMAO. ; )
2007-08-30 01:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-08-30 08:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good enough to keep me reading all the way to the end.
Surveys show married men live longer than single men. As a married man I'll tell you the truth, it just seems longer...
2007-08-30 08:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is the funniest joke i have ever heard! keep rolling those jokes inwill ya !
2007-08-30 08:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny girl lol
2007-08-30 08:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I like your joke
2007-08-30 12:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever
have a star
2007-08-30 08:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-30 10:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha so funny lol
2007-08-30 08:33:09 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! :D
2007-08-30 08:09:02 · answer #10 · answered by Panda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋