A married couple was sitting in the lounge having tea. When the wife noticed that the husband has been staring at the marriage certificate for a long time. At last wondering she asked, 'honey you've staring at the marriage certificate for a long time, what's the matter?' The husband replied 'I'm checking for the expiry date'
2007-08-30 00:02:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jude: the wife did not say anything, cos what ever she says from now on will be used as evidence in the court of law.... on the trial of murdering her husband
2007-08-30 00:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by caroline 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-30 07:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 07:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha XD omg so funny!
2007-08-30 07:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by x.x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what happens next, what did the wife say... tell me .. tell me..
2007-08-30 07:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !!!
2007-08-30 07:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i would have said lol, but i had to ACTUALLY LOL.
2007-08-30 07:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....!!!!
2007-08-30 07:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by Kriti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....funny
2007-08-30 07:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋