Monkey up a tree smoking a massive joint, the small lizard goes by and he asks the monkey "hey monkey what are you doing up there" the monkey replies "smoking this joint why don't you join me? the lizard makes his way up the tree and sits beside him they pass the joint about and they are both high as kites the lizard says " i am parched i will need to go for a drink in the river" the monkey says "be carefull you dont fall in" so the lizard goes down the tree and is drinking from the river but being so high he falls in. a crocodile see this and swims over to help and put the lizard back on the bank. The croc asks "what has happened to you" the lizard explains about the monkey up the tree with the joint and suggests to the croc to go and see the monkey and ask for a shot. the croc says " i will". The croc gets to the tree and shouts up "hey monkey how are you doing" the monkey looks down with glazed eyes and says "good god how much water did you drink?
2007-08-29 23:17:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG I GET ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! HE THOUGHT THAT CROC WAS THE LIZARD!!!!!!! GEEZ THAT MONKEY WAS HIGH!
2007-08-29 23:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman receives on a bus together with her toddler. The bus driving force looks on the toddler and says: “That’s the ugliest toddler that I’ve ever considered.” the female is going to the rear of the bus in a huff and sits down, fuming. She says to a guy next to her: “That bus driving force merely insulted me!” the guy says: “You don’t could take that from him. You flow ultimate up there and tell him off, flow forward, I’ll carry your monkey.”
2016-10-09 10:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-08-29 23:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moderate mirth
2007-08-29 23:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by tinotoin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 00:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY MAN THAT IS GREAT GETS 9/10 +A STAR
2007-08-29 23:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-29 23:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that's great. Loved it.
2007-08-29 23:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My what big teeth you'v got.
2007-09-01 05:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl XD
2007-08-30 01:07:23 · answer #10 · answered by x.x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋