So my gf likes sex....a lot. And she likes to salsa and waltz a lot. And she likes Bubble gum almost as much, Just a coincidence? A few days ago I was in our room, looking at her new shoes, they were pink. The next day, she was singing a song by Matchbook Romance, But then stopped when she looked out the window. Today she drank whole milk, apple juice, and Coke. When she went shopping she brung home 3 oranges. I know creepy, but it gets deeper. 5+5=10 10 is the day she was born she has 5 count them 5 uncles and 5 aunts, when she dances she counts 4 count them 4 beats, 6+3=9 9 is the month in which we ment 6 is the number of months we've been together -2 1+1=2 2+6= 8 the number of months we've been a couple now all of that isnt a coincidence because 5+5+10+6+3+9+-2+1+1+2+2+6+8=55... the first sequence was 5+5. So I Think my gf might be a alien, should I hit her with a shovel, or call the FFA?
2007-08-29 22:35:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I think you need to decide what you can live with. She sounds like she might have a lot to deal with and it doesnt get better. She might be into a lot of things/lifestyles you may not like. Decide.
2007-08-29 22:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by skyward 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mr. Giz, sounds like you're a lucky man. If yo find the perfect couple, please let me know. If she loves sex that much you are too lucky to be one person. At my age I'd trade places with you any day. Everyday you wake up thank God you're young, sexed and with a woman with so many numbered coincidences. Keep you going, you sound like a good amd smart person. ( there;s a shortage of that in the world too)
2007-08-30 20:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by airye4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol sweet story...Thanx 4 the easy points though. I also couldnt be bothered reading all the numbers so i just skipped ahead 2 the end
2007-08-30 05:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by mrz.charmed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its all just a coincidence an i dont think she is a alien but you can hit her with the shovel if you really want to be on the safe side
2007-08-30 07:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by chris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm totally confused...even after re-reading the message for about 10 min.....is there some kind of hidden meaning that im missing out on...and the numbers...i dont get how you got them at all....but see if they add to the number 23....if you do then get freaked out
2007-08-30 05:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by narfanator 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call the FFA, then hit yourself with a shovel haha!!! Really, I've heard of reading too much into a situation, and then there is you lol!!!
2007-08-30 05:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-08-30 08:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by asd d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously Pal, I think it should be your girlfriend hitting you with the shovel!!!!!!
2007-08-30 05:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by raymac 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think problem lays at you...the way you approach to this problem, and the way you see your girlfriend as a alien.
Maybe she is not scuh a bad girl after all.
2007-08-30 05:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Aquamarine 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't hit her on the head with a shovel.
That'll cause unnecessary murder charges.
You should call the FFA.
They'll handle it.
2007-08-30 05:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by jigga_0824 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋