A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"F*ck off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse **** all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
2007-08-29 21:59:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooooooooooo. nice one friend
next day old lady saw the same salesman selling toothpaste and toohbrush . lol
cheers nice one
10/10 and keep them rollin will yah
2007-08-29 22:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-17 05:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That happened on I love lucy..Only it was dirt, not horse crap, and lucy didnt say she'd eat it, she said she'd give the woman 10 dollars if her vacuum didnt clean up the dirt in 2 minutes.
Lucy tried to turn on the vacuum but it wouldnt work. She said "It wont work...I dont understand it"
The woman said "I do..the power got shut off this morning"
Lucy said "well why didnt you tell me??"
The woman said, as she was sticking the ten dollar bill in her blouse, "You didnt ask me"
2007-08-29 23:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dani 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-29 22:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was about to eat breakfast, .... don't think I will bother. I love the little old lady jokes, lol
2007-08-29 22:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-30 00:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!
2007-08-29 23:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor boy!
the perfect punishment for not listening to a nice old lady ;-)
2007-08-29 22:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I read this before from somewhere, but anyway its funny lol.
2007-08-29 22:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-08-29 22:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋