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Dis is da 5th time m posting.Dumb ppl who dnt understnd simpl english,let me clarify,plz dnt advis me dat i need counselling or dat m insane or whatever!I knw beter myself wht m doing n 4 wut reasons,m a self made man in da world of lov n relations,i knw how 2 deal wid every type of girl so dunt tell me wut is better 4 me.Just answer 2 QUESTION STRAIGHT FORWARD!

Dis wil sound really s2pid n senseless.I lov my gf a lot but due 2 her family,she canot marry me but da person her parents chosed 4 her.
I almost tried to kill myself 3 tims but in da end da fear of God wakes me up.However,I hav a gr8 idea in mind of blackmailing my gf emotionally so dat she rejects da proposal her parents are bringing for her.
I just want 2 knw a way 2 enter in state of coma-n I mean JUST 4 A SHORT PERIOD of time!

I read dat overdose of Panadol can mak u enter in coma state but its risky,might end up 4 years on bed or perhaps 4ever.Also I knw datt eating too much of salt will increase ur blood pressure but stil I cant just eat a fistful salt like dat!
Pls tel me a way which wil make me go unconsious or rather sumthing els which wil make me get into a minor state of Coma but wont harm me much n most importntly 4a short period of tim

2007-08-29 21:23:15 · 6 answers · asked by bold_boy 1 in Health Mental Health

6 answers

I do know how but there is no way on this earth that I would help anyone
1) take that kind of risk
2) use such a thing to blackmail anyone
3) you do need help
4) stop with the questions no one is going to help you with this kind of thing
5) If you really love her then let her go

all the above is in very simple english

2007-08-29 22:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just to re-state a point: What you wrote is far from "simple English" ...it is more like a word puzzle!
Now to the point: There is NO SAFE WAY to induce a coma in yourself! Even when fully trained Physicians induce artificial comas to protect a patients health, it is a gamble.
There are plenty of ways to cause a coma, none of them are safe! This really is the kind of thing you only see in the movies...if you try this you may end up worse than dead...you may end up with serious brain damage.

2007-08-29 21:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by slw19090 5 · 1 0

Dude, blackmail is blackmail and it never works the way you want it to work. Stop all this crap and get a hold of yourself. If your g/f is really interested in marrying you then she should just do it if she's of legal age, or wait until she is of legal age. There is no rule that says a girl has to marry the person her parents have chosen for her - at least not in this country.

Do not take Panadol or overdose on salt. What do you want to do? Kill yourself? Shape up, dude, and get a grip.

2007-08-29 21:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by Richard B 7 · 3 0

Hi Bold Boy !

The best thing which will work for you is Hypnotherapy. Hypnotize yourself for Coma / unconsciousness condition or take help from any Master Hypnotherapist who can hypnotize you for particular period (the period you want).

I am a Master Hypnotherapist (learned from Prof. Moiz Hussain award winner trainer for Hypnotherapy from National Guild of Hypnosis USA) and working here in Karachi, Pakistan. I can solve your matter but I am so far from you so kindly do it my yourself or take help as I suggested above.

Best Regards,
Shabbir Hazari

2007-08-29 22:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Shabbir Hazari 2 · 0 0

I can't believe that you have the audacity to call that **** you've typed "simpl english" I can imagine why your girlfriend's parents don't want her marrying you... No one is going to answer your stupid question because doctors don't speak "crackhead" or whatever the hell language you call that crap you've typed!

2007-08-29 21:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by Will 3 · 2 0

You don't write in "simple english", unless by "simple" you mean stupid. Let it go, there's no safe way to do it. Just because it's not the answer you want, doesn't make it the wrong answer.

2007-08-29 21:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by fiVe 6 · 6 0

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