David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness. I will try to check my behavior..."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
2007-08-29 21:16:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=D
2007-08-29 23:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!
2007-08-30 04:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had heard this one before, but loved the retelling of it. Some jokes are classic and timeless. This is one of them. Keep 'em coming.
2007-08-30 04:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny!
2007-08-30 05:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before but it's still a good one
2007-08-30 04:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by M J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, a little corny, but got a chuckle out of me.
2007-08-30 04:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by johnnybelinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!
that is a brilliant way to teach an old parrot new manners!!!!
(get it?)
hillarious joke....worth a star!!!!
10/10!!!
2007-08-30 04:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was a bit foul (lol) thanx for that, cheered me up no end
:) xx
2007-08-30 08:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, had a brain freeze?
2007-08-30 04:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by NONEYA! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-08-30 04:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-30 06:42:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋