Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma Complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
2007-08-29 19:59:45 · 11 answers · asked by RobinRedBear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep Smileing!
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R.R.B.
2007-08-29 20:00:29 · update #1
Eulogy of an icon
Doughboy was a real good friend,
He grew up down the street.
We had a crush, were both in love,
With Play, a girl so sweet.
But he won out and in the end,
The two of them were wed.
It's sadness that I feel this day,
To hear that doughboy's dead.
Remember well, this fluffy dude,
Who gave us all a grin.
He rose for all occasions,
The best there's ever been.
So sing your song of mourning,
Let's throw the guy a wake.
I'll name my next born Doughboy,
Just for his memory's sake.
2007-08-29 23:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Dondi 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Awesome
2007-09-02 16:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
r.i.p. doughboy i shall forever miss your signature "woo hoo!" when poked in the belly I MISS U!
2007-09-02 22:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R.I.P., Doughboy. You will be missed.
2007-08-30 09:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!!!
it is soooo crazy....and clever!!!!
i love the part 'they had one in the oven'
sooo funny!!!
and when you go 'pop tart'
hahahahahaha!!!
lol!!!
brilliant....have a star!!!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-30 04:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shall be missed.
LOL!! Funny. Star for you
2007-08-30 03:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it!! soo cute and sad. but mostly cute!
2007-08-30 03:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by hephaistion_hek 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are truly insane....Insanely clever that is : )
2007-08-30 03:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dats hilarious!! :D
2007-08-30 04:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by Julie Mokhtar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. *4u
2007-08-30 08:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by RLD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋