2007-08-29 18:38:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
let me meditate on this and get back to you
SHHH!!! I'm clearing my mind.
2007-08-29 18:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
String cheese appears to be a coheesive piece of normal cheese, fully functional and rational....looks just like all the other cheese in the cheese store! (Round log, as most cheese originally is) but when you start looking closer, there are minute cracks in the string cheese, and if u pry at those cracks just a little, it starts peeling away, string by string, until nothing is left, and you realize that it wasn't really cheese at all....just a pack(ed together string) of lies....next thing you know, you're like, you know what, I want some CHEESE!!!! So you try another...and another....and what do you get in the end? Fulfilled? Satisfyed?.....NO!!!! Constipated!!!! That is the spiritual significance of string cheese....if you swallow enough, you'll end up full of s--t!
2007-08-30 01:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by Doc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have truly studied your BlackDiamond Cheese String theory you would know, Knutted One, that it predicts higher dimensional objects called "branes", commonly known as Head Cheese. The ten or eleven space-time dimensions outlined in the delicious master/mother Mmmmmm-Cheese Theory are used to describe unbounded Cheesiverses that fold in on themselves like warmed soft Philly Cream Cheese blended in a cheesecake mix.
There's nothing spiritual about it at all, really, unless you pour in Creme de Cheese liqueur into said mix.
2007-08-30 14:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if you're familiar with string theory, the vibrations of mozzerella cheese is extremely similar to that of those waifers which represent the body of christ. Coincidence?
2007-08-30 01:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Why? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same as everything else: nothing. The term "spiritual" has become so meaningless that even (some) atheists are using it. Not that it had much meaning before, but at least it warned you that you were dealing with a fruitcake.
2007-08-30 01:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since G-d made the string cheese, He knows.
We can ask Him, but He is out to lunch now - maybe He is eating His string cheese too.
2007-08-30 08:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by happy inside 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
42...One may ague it actually means NI, but I´ll just stick with the 42 answer...Of course you can always use your string of cheese as a reminder that you came from the all mighty GIANT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, who, by no coincidence wears a holy string of cheese on top of it´s spaghetti head...So the string of cheese enforces reverence for God as it reminds you of Him.
2007-08-30 10:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Gabriel G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are talking about the food product and not the band... Its about the right shape and size to obstruct an air passage. Now, that is intelligent design. It doesn't get any more spiritual than that.
2007-08-30 01:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
many many parts making up a whole
like the collective consciousness of man
we are all one
all hail the mighty cheese string
2007-08-30 04:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Goes great with noodles. Ramen.
2007-08-30 12:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No matter how much you peel it, there is always more inside, so long as you make your peelings reeeeeeeealy tiny.
2007-08-30 01:54:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋