2007-08-29 18:09:23 · 12 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My son isaiah was with us at kroger and he normally takes a bath with his daddie, up until he got to be 4 yrs old, andy way he was about 3 when this happened, we were in kroger and i said to my husband what color do u want to dye your gray hair and isaiah pipes up with what color are u going to color daddies krusties, and isaid daddies krusties what are u talking about and isaiah the perfect loud mouth he is said U KNOW DADDIES BALLS THEY ARE GRAY TOO.... well i could of died and my husband could of swallowed up into the earth... but he didnt know it was wrong and he was corrected on the way home, and my husband said he was asking about his gonads and keith told him to call them krusties instead of the b word. well no one told me this , and so i learned a new word and so did keith...
2007-08-30 05:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by THE UK WILDCAT FAMILY 10 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
The worst for me to date... and trust me there are many to chose from with 3 children that talk. lol My oldest was only 3 1/2 at the time. (hes now 12). We were in a grocery store at the deli/bakery counter. Well he asked for a cookie with his manners (as I am BIG on them) A lady near us said what a polite boy I had. Well he turned to look at her, pointed his finger towards her & said "You better shut up before I slap that moustache off your face!" I was completely mortified. I told him to apologize, he wouldnt, so I did, & we left promplty, without a cookie!!! A few weeks later we were at home, & were watching a movie that I got him & brought to the sitters. ( I had not seen it yet.) Well in the end of Dr. Doolittle, there comes the line from a guinepig. I was shocked.. then I vowed from then on to preview ANY movie I buy for any of my children!!! But what a hard lesson it was in the meantime!!!
2007-08-30 08:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by ,,!,,baddest~lil~b!tch,,!,, 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was 9 ish, she learned about the birds and the bees. She had no problem asking hubby and I questions. So one night she asked daddy if he and mommy did it 5 times because theres 5 kids. And he just continued making his sandwich and without missing a beat, said, "Yep." And with that she was satisfied with the answer and went on about her business. LOL.
I thought it was funny, but hubby was embarrassed.
2007-08-30 02:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by ellen 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
My now 7 yr old has been on a kick of asking me (out in public or otherwise) if I've found a husband for her to marry yet. lol. It's kinda funny at home but in front of a waitress and a bunch of other people she makes it sound like it's my idea! lol
2007-08-30 08:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Melba 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was looking at eyeglasses about ten years ago and my daughter was standing near me doing her own thing. I was enraptured, and finally realized seh was talking to me in time to hear her say - for the fourth or fifth time, "Huh Mommy, huh? That man is toooo toooo big!" as she spread her arms apart as wide as they could go.
I explained to her that it was inappropriate, and made her apologize, but the man ignored her - as he'd no doubt been doing the whole time she was yelling about his size.
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Another time (at home), she doing a number two, and my son who is 3 years younger went into the bathroom to see. She started screaming, "Mommy! tell Imanuel to stop looking in people's toilets!"
2007-08-30 05:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by ICARRESS 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
my nine year old over heard his best friend's older brother calling someone a carpet muncher and his conversation unravels with me as follows:setting, the public bus: "hey mom, i heard ricky say something really funny to his friend when i was at -----house." me: "oh yeah? what did he say?" son: he called her a carpet muncher and she said that she didn't care if she was a carpet muncher and he shouldn't care either cause it's not his carpet" my son then proceeds to laugh hysterically talking about eating carpets and saying what if the dog pooped on the carpet etc....everyone on the bus is staring and trying hard to smother their own laughter....i, meanwhile, was horrified and embarrassed, cause i know what ricky and his friend meant, but i couldn't say.....and to top it off, half of my friends are "carpet munchers" so i do have to tell him it is not something he can just go around talking about, without telling him what it actually means.....arghhhh the troubles with parenting
2007-08-30 02:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 13⤊ 0⤋
When I was standing in a check-out line at the grocery store, my then 4 year old announced loudley that his penis hurt and was rubbing it! I did'nt know what to do or say!!! I thought "Oh, God, they probabley think he's being molested or something!) I just said," ok, we'll talk about it out side" in a hushed voice, come to find out he just had to pee!!!!
2007-08-30 01:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by leah j 4 · 11⤊ 0⤋
i was at a resturant one day with my family.
my daughter was refucing to wear long pants even tough it was in winter. so we finished dinner and walked out side. i asked my daughter are ur legs cold and she replies "no, they are not my legs!"
but she wasnt 5 or sumthing she was 10!
2007-08-30 02:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my little cousin was four, he lifted my skirt up in public and said "LOOK I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
And then my aunt was in the bathroom, and he was patiently waiting to go. He became fustrated and said "I HAVE TO GO!"
My aunt replied that she would be out in a second, but he pulled his pants down and grabbed his penis and said "I REALLY NEED TO GO PEE PEE!"
It was so funny!
2007-08-30 02:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Me and my cousin (about 8) were having a afternoon siesta last weekend. He suddenly stood up, pulled down his pants and pointed to his thing and kept saying 'pee pee'. I was embarassed and said 'ya, i know - thats a pee pee'.
It was then he asked - why mama eats papa's pee pee at night? ....I went red and said 'Ask her yourself' and walked off to the other room.
2007-08-30 05:55:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋