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I read on Wikipedia that most religions are non-profit organizations. I have a religion in its infant stages. Suffice to say, it isn't nearly as bad as Scientology, and at the end of church there's free pie. How would I begin to legitimize my religion legally?

2007-08-29 17:39:49 · 16 answers · asked by Michael V 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I suggest looking up L.Ron Hubbard.

Many of the principles of advertising also work for religion. Advertise miracle cures, the "true path," that sort of thing.

2007-08-29 17:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0 0

Get yourself ordained; I'm sure you can find an ad or three in the back of Rolling Stone. Get yourself a California Doctor of Divinity, and go to town. I'll be prayin' for ya - good luck ;-)

Try reading "Stranger in a Strange Land," by Robert Heinlein, too. You aren't the first (or the last) to come up with the idea, and it's a cool book!

2007-08-30 00:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anyone can start a religion. All you need is a bunch of dummies who will believe and follow everything you set down as "beliefs," "rules," and "regulations." You don't even need an education. Once you got that together find out the legal requirements for your state to start a "church" and get your "license" or whatever they require plus your exempt status.

If you want to start a FAITH, which will be challenged by other religions, though, you will NEED an education as many will be attacking you and your faith. Mine took 37 years to complete 3 PhD's, and am ordained in my faith and Spiritual Humanism...

2007-08-30 00:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Read up on how the founders of cults that now seem to be organised religions, e.g. Mormons, Jehovahs Witnesses, got into the act and see how you can adapt the process to the 21st. century. Train to be a TV evangelist is another suggestion. Enlist the help of a tax lawyer to get non-profit status

2007-08-30 00:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by janniel 6 · 0 1

Just go tell everyone you know that you are God now. Get some followers work a few miracles. You have to make them pay. If there is no suffering people won't stay interested. It may be necessary to sacrifice yourself, you know to give the movement something to get behind.
Best of luck and I hope you understand that the one true Living God is watching everything you do.
He's not watching me so hard anymore so maybe He is freeing up time for you.

2007-09-04 14:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think you have to have like 20'000 followers for the governments to recognize it,,,just tell people what they want to here

jedi is now considered a religon

2007-08-30 00:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Just start getting people to believe with enough people saying they believe it will become legit and eventually legal.

2007-08-30 00:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by neveroutnumbered 4 · 0 0

Brainwash 10 people. Tell them to brainwash some more people. Etc

2007-08-30 00:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by D.Z. Carter 5 · 2 0

Go to Church
and Have the holy Bible
and start pray the lord's prayer in the mornning .
you must share the faith with others.

2007-08-30 00:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0 1

belive in something....tie a lot of people down and try to brainwash them into giving you all of their money...then buy a small island somewhere and have all your people stay at that island so you can preach and preach and preach!

2007-08-30 00:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Giggle Bear 3 · 1 0

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