This old man is jogging around the park. He jogs up to some men playing cards. "I bet you can't guess how old I am" the old man said. "We don't care how old you are.Just get away from us" The old man jogs over to another group of men playing checkers. He jogs around their table asking the men to guess how old he was. "We don't want to guess how old you are leave us alone" The old man said"I'm 95 that's how old I am 95. The old man jogs off and comes to a group of old ladies playing Bingo. He jogs around their table taunting them to guess his age. "I bet you can't guess how old I am" He asks. One of the old ladies mad about his interrupting the game says "I will try and guess your age" The old man jogs over to the old lady. The old lady unzips his pants and reaches in and feels around a few seconds. "Your 95 years old." The old man couldn't believe it. "How could you guess my age by feeling my private parts" I heard you tell the men over there how old you were.
2007-08-29 17:15:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny
2007-08-29 18:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that is a pretty funny one.
2007-08-29 17:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by Linda B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny face
2007-08-29 17:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by merlina h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh i had to rad it a few times though
2007-08-29 17:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Timothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny and another great one i'll say''
2007-08-29 19:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he good one, wonder if it will work in the park here????.
2007-08-29 18:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋