A woman answers her front door. There is a bum at the door. "Could you give me some food" he asked. "Certainly not". She replied, closing the door. The bum rings the doorbell again. "What is it" asked the woman. "How about a beer" He asked. The woman slams the door. The bum rings the bell again. "Okay. I'll take a soda". She tells him to get away from her house. She sees him walk away. But the bum sneaks around to the back door and knocks on the door.When the woman answers and sees it's the bum She yells what do you want? The bum says "I wanted to tell you that there's a real b**ch of a woman answering your front door".
2007-08-29 16:34:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you posted the same thing twice! but i gave you a star each time so you should build a f***ing statue in my honor! something cool! like me on a horse! no wait! a motorcycle!
2007-08-29 16:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh boy'' i luv that one i just got thru answering my door to the same bum and yes she made me feel like a bytch too, ha''
2007-08-29 23:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was OK i mean when i fell bad i try to think of something that's funny so i well think of this
2007-08-30 00:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by sexxi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-08-30 00:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by chester 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats telling her how rude she was,good joke.
2007-08-29 23:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny
2007-08-30 00:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by karenneo_88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that funny.
2007-08-29 23:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I do that for REAL!!!! I liked it.....
2007-08-30 00:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Goodnight. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not really....
2007-08-29 23:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by acesup199 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋