Have you guys heard this joke about the Koran? Hilarious!!
The quran is at a job interview. The boss asks, "Do you have references?" quran replies, "Torah and Bible, call them." So the boss calls Torah, and Torah replies, "I have never heard of him." Confused, the boss calls Bible and Bible says, "I know him; he is a liar and a thief and is actually from Satan, the devil, don't believe him." Pressed by the boss, quran defends "they are liars." And the boss reasons: "if they are liars, why do you use them for references unless you are insane?"
2007-08-29 16:31:26 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know....Since Muslims say that the Bible is corrupted.....then why do they use it as a reference???!! LOL...ridiculous....
2007-08-29 16:41:56 · update #1
LOL!
That's pretty good. Thanks.
2007-08-30 05:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's lamer then Tiny Tim in a Christmas Carol.
2007-08-29 16:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Never heard it, but it is not hilarious and it is a lame joke. I find Miss South Carolina answer is more hilarious.
2007-08-29 16:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Near of DN 4 · 5⤊ 4⤋
That's more political than funny
2007-08-29 16:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Where's the humor...? I just don't see it..
This is such a silly little "joke"...try again! This time, try not to force something where it doesn't belong...
2007-08-29 16:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
That doesn't make sense at all. The people of Islam believe in Jesus and Abraham. They just believe that Muhammad came after. I don't get it.
2007-08-29 16:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by mandyrose143 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Ok, what's the punchline?
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2007-08-29 16:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
congratulation
you have been reported
do not make jokes about religions we do not
2007-08-29 16:45:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
THAT SHIIT ISNT FUNNY AT ALL WORST JOKE EVER
2007-08-29 16:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by andrespb22 4 · 2⤊ 6⤋
i hope no one finds this funny.
2007-08-29 16:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
i had not
2007-08-29 16:33:54 · answer #11 · answered by T-Luv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋