Or, at least one of the funniest. Children do so many funny things, hehe.
2007-08-29 16:13:04 · 9 answers · asked by Lovin' Life 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My son was about 2 when we were at a relatives house for a birthday. I was asked if I wanted a drink to which I said yes.
The house owner went to the bar and brought a bottle of vodka to the kitchen. No-one said anything except my son who called out as he pointed - "mummies juice"
I was horrifired and everyone cracked up laughing.
2007-08-29 16:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My youngest son (four-year-old) is scared of all things holiday. He is terrified everytime we're in public right now, because everywhere has plastic spiders, ghosts, skeletons, etc. He is afraid of the fireworks on the Fourth of July. But most of all, he is scared of the Easter Bunny. My "funniest" story for each of my kids revolves around the same incident. Colin (the little one) went in to see the Easter Bunny, and I don't know if he thought it was a stuffed animal or what, but he went up and gave it a hug when the lady who takes pictures asked if he wanted to. He did NOT realize the Easter Bunny would hug him back, and when it moved, he screamed like a little girl and took off running. I finally caught up to him about 100 feet away. After that, anytime anyone asked him if the Easter Bunny was going to come to his house and bring him an Easter basket, he said "no" quickly and emphatically. To try comfort him, we overheard my other son (five at the time) tell him "Don't be afraid. The Easter Bunny LOVES you!"
2016-05-17 04:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our daugther is only 10 months, so she hasn't done much. But I think the funniest thing she has done, was her reaction to lemon! She learned that we would get a huge kick out of it, so now she makes the faces whenever she wants to get us laughing! She also is in a walker while I am doing dishes or cooking, well we have 3 dogs. She tucks her chin down, gives an evil laugh, and then charges the dogs! When she gets one, she throws her head back with a big belly laugh!
She does more cute things everyday, but those two give me the biggest chuckle!
2007-08-29 16:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by txndimples 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well even though i don't have a child the funniest thing my cousin ever did was she was making her first steps and we have small trashcans in each of the rooms and she walked into my room a little dizzy and she fell right into the trashcan it was so cute when i took her out she was laughing away it was so adorable and funny at the same time
2007-08-29 16:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by MotherNature 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG...this could take a while!
Well just recently I was cleaning the bath with crappy leftover cleaner and my 5 yr old daughter walked in. I casually said, I just can't get the grime off eliza, what is mummy gonna do? and her reply was straight from a TV commercial, she said....Get some Easy Off BAM mum, cos' BAM and the dirt is gone!!! I burst out laughing cos the expression on her face was so serious. I actually went and bought some and yes, it cleaned the bath, like BAM!
Also one of the usual's stories...
We were doing the grocery shopping and I was wearing black sneakers and they kept sqeaking on the floor and the next thing I hear as we are going down the most crowded aisle was, "mum you farted!!" I could've curled up and died i was so embarrassed, and no i did not fart, it was the shoes!!!
My daughter also had a phase of constantly flashing her bum to the boys at daycare.....(thank god thats over since she started school)
I could go on forever lol!
2007-08-29 16:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy; mum to 3 monkeys! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WOW hard to pick one.. This one was recent.. i have a 2 year old and am pregnant again.. far enough I have to go potty all the time!! Well we stood in line at the store to check out, I told my hubby I will be back gotta go. On my return my son yelled "mommy you go pee??' Of course everyone turned around laughing I know i turned 3 shades of red..LOL
2007-08-29 16:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well one of the funniest things is the way my son says fruit snacks,snow and cannon ball.
2007-08-29 16:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by nikkm0113 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monday night my daughter (4) made up this whole long story about her friend and their whole family (including a five month old baby) that had gone in a rocket ship to the moon for vacation. She was really good. Answered all our questions including the question "Did they go swimming?" "No, there is no water on the moon, duh" and "Where did they leave from" "The middle of the road"
It was HILARIOUS. She answered all questions deadpan serious even though she knew she was pulling our legs!
2007-08-29 16:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by KATHLEEN C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i babysit before we ordered pizza...so when the guy came with the pizza the child came with me and he was 4 and when i opened the door the child said to him f you to him i thought it was so funny i tried not to laugh..
2007-08-29 16:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by ~*Sean's_Mommy*~ 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋