2007-08-29 14:25:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, lets see.........
Love me as I love you or else.
Have no other God but me or else.
Speaking against me (blasphemy) is something I will punish you for.
Even though you have never seen it, my home (Heaven) is where you want to end up.It is just that good.Don't believe me?Well, just try me.
Why don't you love me?I am a jealous God you know.
A day will come when I will destroy the world as it is because I am going to just get fed up with all those people who don't like me.Don't believe me?Well, I did it once before when I flooded the world.
I test your belief in me because I want to make sure it is true.
-God according to the Bible but in my own words
A total drama queen.Literary and literal.Imagine God's personality and then place it into your boyfriend/girlfriend.If your boyfriend/girlfriend had that kind of personality would you honestly stay with that drama queen/king?
2007-08-29 14:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. God is your Lord and Saviour. He sent his only Son to die on the cross so that you can have eternal life. Read the Bible then answer this question. I have seen proof of God's love in my life and know that he is real. I wish you could know the joy of walking with Him.
2007-08-29 21:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Monkey Mom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If God existed, he would appear to be nothing more than a literary drama queen.
The Queen of Hearts in "Alice in Wonderland" is the nearest equivalent that I can think of.
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2007-08-29 21:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You will burn forever because you do not believe in God even though he refuses to let you know that he exists through any emperical scientific evidence.
Makes perfect sense to me. Yes, that God is one fair dude.
2007-08-29 21:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jared L 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great question.........
It seems he has been the topic for many centuries, millennia, ect.
Maybe his creation is in search of truth which in turn creates drama? Don't we write the stories?
2007-08-29 21:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by violet369 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I am in love with you for asking this.
Seriously.
He is!
2007-08-29 21:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by lonely suburbanite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
drama king you mean? lol
2007-08-29 21:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by ~I wish you could smile~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is God no matter what you think of Him. You do not like Him...too bad. : )
2007-08-29 21:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, well, at least to me.
2007-08-29 21:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it sure is
2007-08-29 21:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋