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RUN LIKE HELL
and become a Baptist :)

2007-08-29 13:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by FarmerCec 7 · 2 1

Are you a mind-reader? Probably not, so how do you know the priest was trying to convey something "naughty" to you?

What should you do? Give the benefit of the doubt to the priest, and try not to flatter yourself so much.

2007-08-31 13:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Daver 7 · 0 0

A Priest is looking at you!?!
With all the problems people have in the world, you are concerned with a Priest looking at you?
Sit in the back pews, stare at your hands when you have to, and don't worry about it....
And of course, pray about it....

2007-08-29 20:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There's big money to be made sleeping with Priests, you know.

2007-08-29 20:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0 0

Flash back the " I gave the last priest gonorrhea, shills, herpes, chlamydia and AIDS and you still want to sleep with me?" look

2007-08-29 20:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by Gordon N 2 · 1 1

Call 911 !

2007-08-29 20:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0 1

stay away from him until you're at least 15 or 16, and old enough to fight back.

2007-08-29 21:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd believe you, but you can't even spell "Priest".

2007-08-29 20:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by silverdolffyn 3 · 0 0

give him the finger.......no wait don't he might like that....um...try a different church maybe?

2007-08-29 20:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by meister 4 · 0 1

Give him a note that reads: "Please read Ezekiel 34."

2007-08-29 20:51:40 · answer #10 · answered by DelK 7 · 0 1

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