Your Worst Diaper Change Story?

Question

Accidents Or A Bad Diaper Change

mainly a laugh

Answer 1

Alright ready...

When i was younger my grandpa was going through his midlife crisis. He thought he was this "big shot." He bought himself a convertible and got a new girlfriend. He was acting ridiculous! One day though, he was changing my baby brother Dillon. He was bragging about how young his new girlfriend was and how good his sex life was becoming. then suddenly Dillon peed (his penis in the air) and the pee went INTO my grandpa's mouth! He ran to go wash it in a humiliated panic. Secretly, i was laughing!

Don't worry since then, my grandpa has lost the girlfriend and gone back to his nissan altima. He's a good, old man now but i truly think my brother sent him the right message when he peed into my grandpa's mouth. I hope my story made you laugh or at least think, "wow. what a family." Yes i know, we are crazy. =] but who isn't?

Answer 2

poopy diaper at the mall, go to change baby, get him all cleaned up ....reach in the diaper bag for a diaper and there is NO diaper. What a nightmare. Turn the bag inside out while baby is laying there peeing all over ....still no diaper. get him cleaned up AGAIN, and then wrap him in a blankie, all the while my two year old staring at me like I am a complete idiot....walk out, hoping to see someone that has children and possibly a diaper, no such luck. Luckily we live about 5 minute drive away from the mall, so I get him all bundled up in his car seat and go home. Give him a bath and a bottle, and then he sleeps away...oblivious to the crazy day he had just had.

What is so bad about this, is I should have known better, and I normally left the house prepared for the worst, which is probably why I didn't take an extra second to make sure I had a few diapers in the bag. You better believe that never happened again.

Answer 3

When my daughter was 1 month old, we were out at an event and I realized she had a dirty diaper. We went back to my car (a hatchback) and I took her out of the Snugli and put her down in the back on her changing mat. I no sooner got the diaper off than she started to pee everywhere, all over the mat, the back of the car, her outfit, the clean diaper, the paper towels. I dried the area around her so I could get another clean diaper on her (and have it be clean). As I was lifting her legs to slide the new diaper under her she let forth with a very loose poo-fountain that shot across the back of the car and all over her clothes, the 3rd new diaper, the remaining wipes, paper towels and changing pad. There was poo everywhere. I changed her into a 4th diaper, changed her outfit and used her old outfit to wipe up what I could.

Answer 4

Ok my daughter was only a few weeks old and I was trying to rush off to an appoinment, but just before I left I smelt that we needed a nappy change. So I put her on the bed and started changing her. But once the nappy was off she decided she wasn't done and poo'd all over the bed,herself and me!!! So I started again, I wiped her down got a new nappy and just as I was about to put the new nappy on she poo'd again.
And I'm not talking just a little bit this was projectile pooing.
I went through this about 5 times before I gave up and just left her till I thought she was done. Then I had to go have a shower and clean myself up as well as give her a bath. Plus changing the linens on the bed.
Soooooooo not fun and soooooooooooo gross.

She is 6 now and laughs so hard when I tell her that story.

She also poo'd all over her uncle when she was 2 weeks old. It had escaped from the back of her nappy. And he was so grossed out that he threw the shirt away!!!! I explained it could be washed, but he was never gonna wear it again after that so just threw it out.

Answer 5

My daughter's first 'funny wee story' was when she was not even 24hrs old and the nurse was dressing her after a bath. All of a sudden she just started spraying wee all over the nurses tummy and it went down her pants and my husband and I were watching her and just started cracking up laughing!

Also when my son was about 6mths old my husband was holding him on his lap. My son was wearing a cloth nappy that had started to slip a bit and he started pooing and it went all down hubby's shorts and leg and was dripping on the floor. My SIL and I were watching and started cracking up because it took hubby 5mins to notice he was covered in crap!
Also when I started toilet training my son recently, he was standing at the toilet but instead of the wee going in the bowl, it started spraying all up the wall and covered the whole toilet, it took me half an hour to clean it all up. Needless to say I have since taught him how to hold it down!
I have so many gross poo stories though, that would make your stomach turn as my son had chronic diarrhea for a while...but we won't go there!

Answer 6

In the first week with my first child, I was changing her, and when I lifted her bum to put the clean diaper in place, she, ah... projected clear across the room. She was still on colostrum, so it was bright orange, and stained.....

Answer 7

she poohed up her back so the diaper change turned into a bathe in the tub..lol

Answer 8

A whole cob of unchewed corn I think was my worst experience! I think she just swallowed the niblets whole and it came out later!

Oh, and red poop! I thought she was bleeding! It turned out she was given beets by my mother-in-law!

Answer 9

Thats kinda of a odd question. Why do you want to know? Are you writing a book or just need a laugh?

Answer 10

hehe, mine was when my daughter was about 4 weeks old. Just took her nappy off and she decided she wanted to poo!!!! Being new born poo, it shot across the room!!! All over me and the room. No joke it went about 3m. It was horrible!!!
The things us mothers do,lol