2007-08-29 12:33:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know, so far up until "k716" I've given everybody a thumbs up, even "Idol of the Katholic Church".
If there was a Jesus, I'm sure he would neither spout Matt's gibberish written well after his demise nor that of his deceased forefathers.
2007-08-29 17:14:17 · update #1
Eat M&Ms. They'd fall through the holes in his hands. OK, that's more of a "couldn't" than a "wouldn't".
I'd also like to think that he wouldn't wear tacky "WWJD?" jewelry.
He also would never be a Christian. No way would he want to be part of a religion whose symbol is his body nailed to two pieces of wood.
2007-08-29 12:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 2⤋
Jesus wouldn't support any of the "Christian" Churches in the Western model. He was trained in ORIENTAL religion. He was gone for 15 years. He was being trained. He came back. His popularity was in part because he had that ORIENTAL message of personal enlightenment. By 551 the last shreds of that were gone from Western religious thinking to be replaced by Pie in the Sky in the Sweet By and BY.
I am certain Jesus would have nothing to do with the churches spouting his name.
2007-08-29 12:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by bondioli22 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't bother trying to fix the current churches. Just as he did with the Jews, he would start all over with a new attitude.
2007-08-29 12:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by tzapexanu'k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't be pro-choice.
• Matt. 19:14 -- Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
• Psalm 127:3 -- Behold, children are a gift of the LORD; the fruit of the womb is a reward.
2007-08-29 13:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He wouldn't go to church.
Money changing hands in the house of God? People selling religious DVDs, CDs, books and promotional Bibles? 24 hour religion cable access channels?
I think he would stay well away from the Christian Church in the US and maybe found his own religion. But then, he would just be another nut-job with a religion to peddle and would be quickly silenced by the rowdy evangelical crowd - fronted by Ted Haggard (the only ever documented homophobic homosexual)
2007-08-29 12:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by struds2671 3 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Windows. And the dishes. And pay his share of the rent. And get a friggin job already. All he does is sit around on the couch, stoned, eating MY doritos, watching South Park reruns and talking about how "awesome" all those miracles he did back in the day were... And his disability has run out.
2007-08-29 12:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by That Guy 4 · 4⤊ 4⤋
(great question)
Jesus certainly wouldn't drive an H2 or work for an oil company.
Come to think of it, Jesus probably wouldn't drive anything. I bet he'd be a bicycling, recycling, peacenik hippie if he were around these days.
2007-08-29 12:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
He wouldn't waste time arguing online when he could be out in the real world actually helping people.
2007-08-29 12:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
He would not mistreat others. He would not ask rude questions or start senseless arguments. He would not belittle anyone for their beliefs. He would let them live as they pleased. He never forced anyone to believe in Him.
2007-08-29 12:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
He wouldn't act the way that most of his followers do, that's for sure.
2007-08-29 12:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋