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I Satan came to you and offered you a billion bucks for your soul, would you do it?

2007-08-29 11:08:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hey, Doug. I used to buy people's souls for change for the coke machine back when I was in highschool. When I told my girlfriend, she got all pissed off and said I was going to hell and broke up with me. Damned irrational redheads.

2007-08-29 11:20:04 · update #1

28 answers

Show me the money!

GF

2007-08-29 11:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 0 0

If Satan came to me i wouldn't sell my soul and i would immediately convert and repent. However i have sold my soul many times to idiot willing to buy a piece of paper saying "dougs soul" for any amount from a pack of french fries to 20$. I think i have sold my soul six times to those dumbasses.

2007-08-29 18:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by dougness86 4 · 0 0

Actually in the darker days of my youth, I tried this and challenged Satan to take my soul for money. You know what happened? Absolutely nothing. After 30yrs I still have not received any money. An Leona Helmsley left 12mil to her dog. Go figure.

2007-08-29 18:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only thing I'd sell my soul for is the well-being of a loved one in critical condition.

2007-08-29 18:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Alex L 2 · 0 1

Nothing. Satan has too many really hot souls in his collection, and he wouldn't bother with mine. Not sure what it is and if I have one anyhow, but if I do, its been tested before. And I still have it, or it has me. Whatever.

2007-08-29 18:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Considering that I can sell it to as many fools as I can find... well, as much money as I can milk out of the fool. A billion sounds fine from my first fool, although lower than 6 digits and I'll start to haggle.

2007-08-29 18:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Michael 5 · 1 1

No amount of money could persuade me sell my soul to the devil.

2007-08-29 18:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by mattz_grrl 4 · 0 0

Sure.
Satan doesn't exist so has no power over me.
I would never sell my soul to the government or any form of collectivism, though.

2007-08-29 18:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 0 1

Definately not. Your soul is priceless. Jesus said that it is no profit, if a man gains the whole world and looses his only soul. God Bless!!

2007-08-29 18:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by a.braynen 3 · 0 1

I'd tell you to go to back to Hell Satan, no amount of money is worth that.

2007-08-29 18:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Here 4 · 1 1

for enough money to get me through comfortably until they find a way to guarantee entry t heaven without a soul

2007-08-29 18:14:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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