2007-08-29 10:29:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My dog has a highly evolved sense of smell, so I tried to punish him by making him smell spoiled food, but he just ate it!
Should I also punish him for having a digestive system evolved for scavenging?
2007-08-29 10:31:32 · update #1
If you like that, you'll like this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807
Which should be followed up with the man on the street quiz:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38063
Edit: I can't decide which is my favorite:
"I choose to believe in the unambiguous facts yielded by astronomy, geology, paleontology, history and common sense. Forgive me,
Jesus."
-or-
"As a Kansan, I just ask myself, 'WWJD?' I figure he'd want to wear white button-up shirts, drink beer, cheer the Jayhawks, and set education in this state back about 100 years."
-or perhaps-
"Listen here. My ancestors weren't no monkey-f***ers."
Probably that last one. How long do you think until questions like that start popping up on here?
2007-08-29 10:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
i think anything found to be evolving should be made to watch religious programming . the length to be determined by how evolved the organism is.
of course i know this might be considered inhumane, but the punishment should fit the crime.
edit
i just checked out the links posted by chris...please someone tell me that is a parody and they didn't try to outlaw evolution...
2007-08-29 17:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do NOT punish your poor dog. God has allowed it to develop to this stage. The Lord allows organisms to develop, even mutate, until a critical systems flaw causes them to become extinct.
Rose P.
2007-08-29 19:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will smite all these blasphemous animals!
Just as soon as his smiting machine comes back from the repair shop.
Then he will command someone to build a giant space shuttle out of gopher wood and put two, or possibly seven, of all animals on it, except for the bats and hares (just to make things neater for the book of Genesis) and then he will smite the Earth with a giant asteroid (again)
And after that he will change the laws of physics so that every meteorite tumbles as it totally burns up in the atmosphere and writes out. "Sorry, I won't do that again. Love God."
And it is going to happen in 2012!
2007-08-29 17:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Simon T 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chris.. hahaahahahahaaha.. The Onion! thanks for reminding me of it! loved the "quote" below:
"I choose to believe in the unambiguous facts yielded by astronomy, geology, paleontology, history and common sense. Forgive me, Jesus." - Paul Bromfield, Systems Analyst
2007-08-29 17:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by PediC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean we have to punish a bat three times? Once for developing his ability to send out sound waves, once for developing his ability to hear those sound waves come back and lastly for developing his brain to translate those sound waves so he can find his food. The poor creature would have starved to death before evolving. My guess he was created with all these abilities and not evolved.
2007-08-29 17:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by 9_ladydi 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Yes they should be put in a cell with Vicks
And I don't mean Vapor Rub!
2007-08-29 17:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The organisms can deny that it is happening. The believers won't argue with that one.
2007-08-29 18:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chemo and radiation. That'll teach those darn organisms.
2007-08-29 17:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why, with eternal punishment of torture!!! I mean, youre going against God here...and thats what he allegedly has in store for us!
2007-08-29 17:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋