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heres a brief scenerio: Im at the club I see this fine girl, as i approach her I notice my worst fear that every guy at the club faces, THE C@CK BLOCKING FAT FRIEND!!! So, i take a heavy swag of my beer and enter the battlefield in pursuit of the pink taco. Thanks to Maxim magazines techniques and advice, i was ready for action, One strategy is for the wing man to take one for the team, another one is focus more conversation time to the fat friend, so the hot girl will think your a nice guy and not shallow and the fat friend will approve of you. There are many techniques you can use... But why put us through all this?! Because the last thing we want to hear is the fat friend saying she wants to go home, and automatically the hot girl that your rappin to immidiately listens to c@ck block girl, leaving you playing with the skin flute at the end of the night. Also why do hot girls bring the fat friend out? So she can stand out being the hottest????

2007-08-29 08:23:40 · 17 answers · asked by xcuriousjorgex 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

17 answers

there are quiet a few things wrong with you. Bigger people can be confident too, sounds like your the one with the confidence problem.

2007-08-29 08:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Actually, it's the other way round. Most fat girls choose a really hot girl for a friend. That way the shallow guys are distracted by the hot bod and the sweet, wonderful, caring men can have a clear path to a great woman.

2016-04-02 05:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If your game is lame, it is not gonna matter weather the "fat girl" is present or not. I have some heavy set friends and if what you describe as "cockblocking" is when they say they are ready to go home, this could be what the "hot chick" told her to do so that your feelings wont get hurt!

2007-08-29 08:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by mrsclh 4 · 3 1

hot chicks have fat friends because the fat friends had to develop a personality. Find a friend not as shallow as yourself that may be interested in a girl with personality.

2007-08-29 08:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by girlnextdoor409 5 · 2 1

Duh! May be because we don't care what our friends look like so long as we can go out and have a good time painting the town red and to keep little pricks like you away. You are so rude and shallow! All people like you are after is sex with some one who "looks good". Talk about a sterotypical pig! That just disgusts me to know end!

2007-08-29 08:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by skyicedragon 2 · 1 1

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it seems you can't get past yourself.
You should worry about what you will do with your lonely self in the future because the world is not all about hot or not.

Get a life no a real one dude!!!

2007-08-29 08:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by dadcat00759 6 · 4 1

Your so fkin Shallow.
Your Rude and mean and just the worst person in the world get a life before u get hurt by someone

2007-08-29 08:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I am skinny girl with a few heavy-set friends. We go out to have fun. I don't care if my friends are big or not. We have fun going out together. So its not like we're doing some tactic on purpose okay??

2007-08-29 08:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

because believe it or not, fat people can have fun too. they're not out there to ruin your night
they're having a good time with there friends not giving a $%#^about you.

2007-08-29 08:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Brooke 2 · 2 1

You'd be playing the skin flute anyway, if that is how you approach women.

Get a life.

2007-08-29 08:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by HooliganGrrl 5 · 1 2

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