Do Christians really not believe that we use time zones......?

Question

and the known scientific fact that the earth rotates on its axis giving us night and day? At the end of the movie "The Santa Claus" after Santa escapes from prison (who would of thought he is a felon) he is going to deliver presents to all of the kids around the world. There is only one problem with this (if we do acknowledge Santa as being real). The problem is that on the other side of the world it is already Christmas day. So kids in places such as Australia woke up and said "wtf are my gifts?" Why did all the Christians not realize this when they were rooting for Santa to go do his job?

Answer 1

This has all the earmarks of an "I just smoked weed" question!

Santa and time zones! LOL

Answer 2

It is a known fact that Santa is a convicted Communist. Lets look at the evidence shall we?
1) He wars red, red = Communism
2) He gives toys to every child, equality = Communism
3) If a child is bad he gives them coal to symbolize the miners plight, workers = Communism
4) An Army of Elves willing to do his bidding, Dictatorship = Communism
5) He lives in the North which is near Siberia, Siberia = Communism.

I know it is difficult to hear, but it is the truth.

Answer 3

Its called a Movie, made by not smart people.

Answer 4

It's called artistic license.


Sending you a smile to help pick up your day.

Answer 5

Well that would be called a blooper my friend. Good job.

Answer 6

It's a movie, you're over analyzing.

Answer 7

I like triangles.

Answer 8

It's called 'wearing blinders'.