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I will fart in public in grocery stores, the mall, anywhere and my son is mortified at times! So what? Doesn't everybody fart? I mean, whenever I do it I'll say "There's more room out here than there is in there!!!"

2007-08-29 06:07:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

LOL @ Nina---PFFFFTT!!!!!!!

2007-08-29 06:22:44 · update #1

23 answers

Everybody does, but some are more noticeable than others.

My brother in-law, takes this medicine that gives him horrid gas. The smell is un-godly and the bad thing is that he likes to use it as a weapon.

Any place he can lay a mine, such as the store aisle or elevator, he goes for it. He's just nasty.

2007-08-29 06:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oh lord. My husband does it ALL the time and they are very loud and embarrassing to me. My nephews get a kick out of it ofcourse and laugh at him just egging him on more and more. I try not to fart in public but if my stomach starts hurting so bad I'll make sure no one is around when I do it. Infact the other day we were out to dinner and I tooted and forgot to look behind me and was mortified there was an older couple seated behind us. Thank GOD it was silent but the smell was something else! (damn eggs)

2007-08-29 06:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by texas_angel_wattitude 6 · 2 0

If I have to fart and I can't get to a bathroom to do so, I at least try to do it away from people. I'm human. I fart like everyone else does. I will say "Excuse me" if one slips before I can get to a more appropriate place though.

2007-08-29 06:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Erin 7 · 0 0

No, I really don't want other people to have to smell my farts if I can possibly avoid it. I don't enjoy walking down the grocery aisle looking for delicious food, only ot be met with the smell of poop from someone else who had to let one go:)

2007-08-29 06:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by annacabana5 1 · 1 0

Guys do of course, but even then most guys try to hide it at least. Its just unusual to see a girl fart, so if they do its a big deal.

2007-08-29 06:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by JohnB 3 · 0 0

Well girl have periods and stuff, but they don't announce it out loud when they have it. And people DO NOT want to know that sort of stuff. It's like the same with farting...people don't want to know that stuff and they ESPECIALLY don't want to smell it. Of course your son is embarrassed..it's thought of as disgusting...keep it to yourself

2007-08-29 06:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by Nina is here! :D 4 · 0 0

I get much enjoyment making loud farts in public when I'm standing next to my daugher. The expression on her face is priceless. Otherwise I do it when no one is near me.

2007-08-29 06:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by Oppna to tal 3 · 1 0

Not on purpose. I usually excuse myself and go to the bathroom. Yes, everyone does it, but it's not polite to do it right out in public.

2007-08-29 06:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes its fun to fart...i never shy whereva i go...i just fart too hard that ma frends go faint...people around me really go away frm me...this fart helps u to walk smoothly in crowded place where people r walking very close 2 u...

2007-08-29 06:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Aman 1 · 0 0

its ok 2 fart in public, just dont make it 2 loud.

2007-08-29 06:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by knjames22 2 · 0 0

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