Along with a prayer breakfast, of course. And most novel idea wins 10 points. Now, get going!
2007-08-29 05:38:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well ,..a eat what you catch outing,..all you can drink chuck wagon,.fishing trapping,.and of course shooting,with ol` dead eye Dick at the helm how can anything go wrong!!..Entertainment can be a clay pigeon shoot and good ol`boy Karl can start the toss,.if he survives the shoot,.he can go join good ol` George at the blind tater sack races,..winner advances to the cow chip contest,(George has been a big winner 7 years runnin),unchallenged in the amount of bull he can toss in 20 min...Festivities end with a sleep out way up in the mountains...where nature romps......
2007-08-29 08:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Goodnight. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I worked at the White House with Karl Rove, his last day would have been long ago.
I guess I'm just too patriotic to put up with his kind of BS.
2007-08-29 05:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I imagine presenting him with a string of sentimental souvenirs through the day to remind him of his and Bush's legacy. Unfortunately the only one I can think of at the moment is a box with an IED in it. Hmm. Maybe some water from Lake Ponchartrain, some mangled purple hearts, a torn up citation for drunk driving, that sort of thing.
2007-08-29 05:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by skepsis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would put him on my knee and ask him what he wants for Christmas. Maybe play ventriloquist. Maybe give him my old telephone books so he can see out the window on the ride home. Little men in powerful positions are funny to toy with.
Oh, how about free tickets to a Mary Kay or Tupperware party hosted by Hillary, Pelosi, Feinstein, Boxer and all their friends, including Barney Frank
2007-08-29 05:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
With a pair of Russian or German guards, a warrant from the Hague, and a HUGE media crew. Then one by one the rest of Bush and Company would be picked up for a one way flight and a solitary cell.
2007-08-29 05:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by golfleafsgolf 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Serve him with a Congressional subpoena.
Offer to carry the box with all the audio tape in it out.
Take him up the Washington Monument to show him where the security rails had been removed.
2007-08-29 05:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that Karl Rove would be worthy of a classic Greek sendoff .I don't think that offering him a bowl of hemlock would be an inappropriate gesture do you ?
2007-08-29 05:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would introduce him to the Senator from Idaho in the White House men's room. I'm sure they'd get along very nicely.
2007-08-29 05:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think I would get the president to write a speech addressing the United Nations WITHOUT help from KR. Then he will see how much he will be missed. What better gift could he get?
2007-08-29 05:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by struds2671 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get him hopped up on speed and Jack Daniels and ask him to freestyle rap for me.
I'd also invite John Ashcroft over - the guy is nuts to party with.
2007-08-29 05:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋