2007-08-29 04:57:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
crap: to tools = the tools
2007-08-29 05:03:41 · update #1
Grim Jack you naughty boy!
You just saved yourself from blindness.
What a miracle!
2007-08-29 05:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It keeps the hands from being idle, thereby helping to defeat the devil, therefore, i must be god's work.
"Atheists have a very disturbing obsession with masturbation."
Check, again. Most such questions are from Xians worried about self-sinning.
2007-08-29 05:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If idle hands are the tools of the devil, maybe we should dramatically increase our masturbation to keep our hands busy.
2007-08-29 05:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
My hands aren't idle when I'm self-stimulating . .
2007-08-29 05:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's like that episode of Aqua Teen with old drippy.
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals!"
-Ol' Drippy.
2007-08-29 05:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Clearly, pocket pool is just god trying to keep your hands busy and devil free.
2007-08-29 05:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, a lot of people who are adverse to self-stimulation are going to hell apparently....
2007-08-29 09:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It says that idleness leads to the temptation to do exactly that. As Samuel Johnson said, "When alone, never be idle. When idle, never be alone."
2007-08-29 05:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Agellius CM 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It says i wanna get off and dont shiv a git about no devil..
2007-08-29 05:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Fae 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
spank it or you're going to hell
always be spanking
if you are Congressman from Idaho, spanking others counts too
2007-08-29 05:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by Tragic Tapas 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋